Running is a real pain in the ass. Probably shouldn’t have called my gym teacher a dick.
This isn’t the racing game I had in mind!
How lean and fresh do you really need bacon? It isn’t like it’s a health food, just cook it already I’m getting tired and hungry, and don’t forget my omelete du fromage to go with it!
The playboy bunnies try a different kind of chef.
"Ya hear him howlin’ around your kitchen door / Ya better not let him in / Little old lady got mutilated late last night / Werewolves of London again / Aaoooooo! / Werewolves of London! / Aaoooooo!"
(Warren Zevon - Werewolves Of London Lyrics)
The best part of the dream when you have that urge to rub those fluffy cat ears.
If she DARES to rub my fluffy puppy ears again, why I’ll… I’ll…
I’ll probably just roll over and let her rub my belly too…
Give me all your money!
Arpeggio, when I left you, I was but a Learner, Now I am the Master!
Are my ears still there?