Dear professor:


#1

Next time you want to send an e-mail saying classes are canceled tomorrow, please include the word “canceled” between the words “are” and “tomorrow.” Then I won’t get up at 7am to go to my 9am class that isn’t being held to be sure that class in canceled, and I can sleep in till 11. THANK YOU, HAVE A NICE DAY.


#2

Such trickery!! Go teepee his house.


#3

My 9AM class is canceled for the rest of the week, YEAH.