“If I’m not strong… If I don’t make myself strong, I can’t survive.”
Minato – Akane Iro no Somaru Saka (ep 5)
“The day before yesterday, I saw a rabbit. Yesterday, it was a deer. And today, It’s you.” - Kotomi
“Soso has shown up with bandages placed in Area B, which neighbors Area A!"
Competition Announcer – Koihime + Muso (ep 13)
Ban -“In what universe is there an idiot who falls off a building while chasing a rice ball!”
Ginji -“But you see Ban the rice ball you see, it rolled and bounced. See? Rolled and bounced.”
Getbackers
“It’s okay if you break a hand or two, just make sure you catch the ball!”
Kyou to Sunohara – Clannad After Story (ep 1)
“Your gonna kneel before me and beg for forgiveness” Your funn…“I SAID KNEEL!!!” BANG - Balalaika to Hänsel and Gretel (Black Lagoon)
“Learned it!” - Adam Blade (Needless)
“This is called a (censored). It’s a tool used for satisfying women’s sexual needs.” - Kukiri 11 eyes OVA
“There is always room… for more panty shots!”
Adam Blade – Needless (ep 15)
“I will make you my bride. That’s decided and I won’t have any objections!” - Laura Bodewig Infinite Stratos ep. 8
Revy - “Bang.”
And for those that never sit through the credits of a show, this is from a little extra epilogue bit after the credits of the last episode of BL: TSB.
And here’s a screen for you.
“If you’re a gentleman, maybe I’m a goddess.”
Victorique – Gosick (ep 4)
“The women in this country are slave drivers. Sophie-san and Victorique, just to name two…”
Kujo – Gosick (ep 4)
“That’s another mystery she solved easily. The Golden Fairy… The Gray Wolf… The Mysterious Victorique…
Kujo – Gosick (ep 5)
“Even though he sees through everything, he smiles at me like he knows nothing.”
- Makubex (Getbackers)
“I enjoy just watching. It’s all right. Don’t mind me.”
Nagomi – Akane Iro ni Somaru Saka (ep 13)
“It’s time for a heart-throbbing, enchanting, great fusion!”
Nagomi - Akane Iro ni Somaru Saka (ep 13)
“You shouldn’t dream while you’re awake.”
Nagomi - Akane Iro ni Somaru Saka (ep 13)
“In exchange, do you mind if I touch this person a little more?”
Ambrose – Gosick (ep 7)
“Someday I want my existence to be necessary to others. Not as a weapon to be feared, but as the Hidden Village of the Sand’s Kazekage.” - Gaara to his brother Kankuro
Akio: Wait, Sanae! When you say they’re having a child, you mean a stork came to visit them, or they picked it up in a cabbage patch, or a fairy god mother granted their wish, or something!
Nagisa: No Dad. That’s not how it works. Tomoya and I are married now, so we…uh…mm
Nagisa: We have sex and sex makes babies!
- Clannad After Story
I almost spit my Coke out my nose at that one!
“Hmmm, maybe I should be sterner with her, or strike her in the face.”
Akuto Sai - Demon King Diamo (Act 8 - Eyeing Her Over?)
Riko: “What a bind I’m in. I may end up becoming a naughty maid.”
Aria: “O-O-Okay then! I’ll do it! I can’t have you hitting on my slave!"
Aria the Scarlet Ammo (ep 10)
(for some reason, Aria just reminded me of Slowhand…) 
Here’s a few I’m just getting around to posting …
“These days throwing a leather jacket on an old geezer makes him look sexy, even if he’s about to croak.” Gin - Gintama 37
“Even I have to admit my personality’s twisted.” Ritsu Onodera - Sekai-ichi Hatsukoi 1
“It’s a wonderful thing to be able to take the path you believe in.” Old Lady Muto - Allison and Lillia 2
“Bully me all you want, but I’m a masochist. So I’m enjoying it too!” Sachan - Gintama 43
“I know I shouldn’t be saying this but I, I think Mr. Shido is kind of a douchebag.” Miss Shizuka - Highschool of the Dead 5
“Let’s end this little road trip … with a fucking bang.” Takashi Komuro - Highshcool of the Dead 12