I woke up with my head pounding and my gut on fire as I said to myself, “No more pepperoni pizza and peppermint schnapps for a midnight snack.”
But that bucket of fried chicken is looking mighty fine, so with a wing in mouth one step out of the door leads to…
more clowns surrounding a tiny drop top car with spinning rims all of them waiting for the partner to come out the house and while they were waiting
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Cats started pouring out of the rain gutters, seven headed cats all juggling bags of Nipz but then there was a flash of pure white, pure white and a thumb nail, so…
I turned around, went back inside, and called for an Uber…
But got a sad looking waitress on a unicycle instead. As she circled me, she took a drag from the cigarette in her mouth and said…