Oh no, you can't name your baby THAT!


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[size=16]Oh No, You Can’t Name Your Baby THAT![/size]
By David K. Israel, Mental Floss

Here in the U.S., you can name your kid almost anything, but that’s not the case everywhere in the world. Let’s take a look at some countries with pretty strict or otherwise fascinating baby-naming laws.

1. Sweden

Enacted in 1982, the Naming law in Sweden was originally created to prevent non-noble families from giving their children noble names, but a few changes to the law have been made since then.

The part of the law referencing first names reads: “First names shall not be approved if they can cause offense or can be supposed to cause discomfort for the one using it, or names which for some obvious reason are not suitable as a first name.”

If you later change your name, you must keep at least one of the names that you were originally given, and you can only change your name once.

Rejected names: "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb111163 (pronounced Albin, naturally) was submitted by a child’s parents in protest of the Naming law. It was rejected. The parents later submitted “A” (also pronounced Albin) as the child’s name. It, too, was rejected.

Also rejected: Metallica, Superman, Veranda, Ikea and Elvis.

Accepted names: Google as a middle name, Lego.

2. Germany

In Germany, you must be able to tell the gender of the child by the first name, and the name chosen must not be negatively affect the well being of the child. Also, you can not use last names or the names of objects or products as first names.

Whether or not your chosen name will be accepted is up to the office of vital statistics, the Standesamt, in the area in which the child was born. If the office rejects your proposed baby name, you may appeal the decision. But if you lose, you’ll have to think of a different name. Each time you submit a name you pay a fee, so it can get costly.

When evaluating names, the Standesamt refers to a book which translates to “the international manual of the first names”, and they also consult foreign embassies for assistance with non-German names. Because of the hassle parents have to go through to name their children, many opt for traditional names such as Maximilian, Alexander, Marie and Sophie.

Rejected names: Matti was rejected for a boy because it didn’t indicate gender.

Approved names: Legolas and Nemo were approved for baby boys.

3. New Zealand

New Zealand’s Births, Deaths and Marriages Registration Act of 1995 doesn’t allow people to name their children anything that “might cause offence to a reasonable person; or …] is unreasonably long; or without adequate justification, …] is, includes, or resembles, an official title or rank.” Officials at the registrar of births have successfully talked parents out of some more embarrassing names.

Rejected names: Stallion, Yeah Detroit, Fish and Chips, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucy, Sex Fruit, Satan and Adolf Hitler

Approved names: Benson and Hedges (for a set of twins), Midnight Chardonnay, Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence

4. Japan

In Japan, one given name and one surname are chosen for babies, except for the imperial family, who only receive given names. Except for a few examples, it is obvious which are the given names and which are the surnames, regardless of in what order the names have been given. There are a couple thousand “name kanji” and “commonly used characters” for use in naming babies, and only these official kanji may be used in babies’ given names. The purpose of this is to make sure that all names can be easily read and written by the Japanese. The Japanese also restrict names that might be deemed inappropriate.

Rejected names: Akuma, meaning “devil”

5. Denmark

Denmark’s very strict Law on Personal Names is in place to protect children from having odd names that suit their parents’ fancy. To do this, parents can choose from a list of 7,000 pre-approved names, some for girls, some for boys.

If you want to name your child something that isn’t on the list, you have to get special permission from your local church, and the name is then reviewed by governmental officials. Creative spellings of more common names are often rejected.

The law states that girls and boys must have names that indicate their gender, you can’t use a last name as a first name and unusual names may be rejected. Of the approximately 1,100 names that are reviewed each year, 15-20 percent of the names are rejected. There are also laws in place to protect rare Danish last names.

Rejected names: Anus, Pluto and Monkey.

Approved names: Benji, Jiminico, Molli and Fee

6. China

Most new babies in China are now basically required to be named based on the ability of computer scanners to read those names on national identification cards. The government recommends giving children names that are easily readable, and encourages Simplified characters over Traditional Chinese ones.

Parents can technically choose the given name, but numbers and non-Chinese symbols and characters are not allowed.

Also, now, Chinese characters that can not be represented on the computer are not allowed. There are over 70,000 Chinese characters, but only about 13,000 can be represented on the computer. Because this requirement is a new one, some citizens are having their name misrepresented, and some have to change their names to be accurately shown on the identification cards.

Rejected names: “@”: Wang “At” was rejected as a baby name. The parents felt that the @ symbol had the right meaning for them. @ in Chinese is pronounced “ai-ta” which is very similar to a phrase that means “love him.”

Source: CNN
http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/07/03/mf.baby.naming.laws/index.html?hpt=Mid


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this thread must be opressed


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Whew…thank “insert whatever divine being one believes in here” we live in good old U.S. of A. where we can name our kids anything we want: like

Annie May
Buckethead
Farfegnutten
Jose Peters Delacazas Fernadez Wenthingthorn Allhazred the 3rd…“hocks nuggie”


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[quote=Tonka]
Whew…thank “insert whatever divine being one believes in here” we live in good old U.S. of A. where we can name our kids anything we want: like

Annie May
Buckethead
Farfegnutten
Jose Peters Delacazas Fernadez Wenthingthorn Allhazred the 3rd…“hocks nuggie”[/quote]

That’s the price you pay for freedom of speech! :wink:


#5

I don’t know about this. I mean a parent should take into consideration the future when considering a name, but who really has the right to tell them anything about it? FREEDOM BABY YEA!!!


#6

Ya, naming your baby ‘Yeah Detroit’ and ‘Adolf Hitler’ can pretty much stir conflict anywhere, tykes… Totally uncanny…


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I heard once of some people naming their daughter Sunday. It sounds innocent, but if you think like a teenage guy for a minute, you can pervert it pretty easily.

Which I have to think is what would be my primary consideration would be in naming a kid. If they get stuck with a nickname, that’s one thing, but if every time a teacher takes attendance, people are going to rag on the kid… well that’s hardly fair to them is it? It’s bad enough if you have a last name like belcher, gay, or any of a zillion other things that once had a more important meaning to them.

So if your last name is McDonald, don’t name your kid Ronald. If the first name you chose makes a word when combined with your last name, or a product name, don’t use it. For instance, if your last name happens to be “Gay” and you have a son, Benjamin is a bad choice. It’s also a bad choice if your last name is Rice - if not right away, then when his brothers or sisters have children.

You could probably write a name book with just as many bad names as the baby name books with good ones.


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I grew up with a kid, last name Ball, first name Harry. And there are times when I have to stop myself from asking people why they want their kid to get beat up on the playground when I hear what they named the poor thing.


#9

I think I will name my kid. Sofa king Awesome.


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My brother, Ugly Bastard Outlander, approves of this thread


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Evil twin?


#12

no that is the good one… we coexist with the evil one


#13

Bwaaa Haa HAAAAA!!!


#14

Outlander, Outlander, you evil man
kidnapping lollis in your nasty van…


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[quote=rebecca12]
Outlander, Outlander, you evil man
kidnapping lollis in your nasty van…[/quote]

… Come into my van, little girl
and I will do things to make your hair curl

do not be afraid of my body of hair
for I am your friend, Mr. Pedo-Bear


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I have threatened to name my first son Junior. Literally, just Junior, not Jr. My Name but Junior Lastname. When he gets a kid of his own, he can change it to Senior. However, I am mostly joking on this one.

I like the name Coraline for a girl, but that might be a bit cruel as well.


#17

Listen to the enchanting song, step into the van.


#18

TRUE STORY: When I worked in my family’s lighting fixture showroom, I had a client named Ben Dover. His sister’s name was Eileen.

Years ago I almost got married to a John ___, III. We had a fantastic argument about naming kids. I put my foot down and said the name ended with him because there was no way in Hell that my grandson would be Johnny 5 (re: Short Circuit for those of you who missed out on cheesy 80’s movies) The best argument came from the fit he threw when I told him that I was keeping my last name! sigh


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Eileen & Ben Dover? :laugh: