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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

May 28, 2020

We would also like to thank Mrs. SL Evans of Oakdale, who correctly pointed out that it was Noah who built Noah’s Ark and not Moses, which we stated in our May 12 edition.

  • correction notice, Caerphilly Observer (UK)
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Um… how do you make a mistake like that?

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Just follow the links!

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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

May 30, 2020

SOLAR SYSTEM PLAGUED AGAIN BY THIEVES

  • headline, The Greater New Milford Spectrum, Connecticut
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Looks like them Bodacious Space Pirates are at it again!

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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 8, 2020

We’re not tracking what websites you visit, only the web address.

  • Australian politician George Brandis on mandatory tracking of Internet traffic
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What. The. Hell.

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An online ad for a debt relief service:

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Dude is pretty chill, just dont read his clop

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resuming

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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 19, 2020

DOG SAVES OWNER’S LIFE AFTER CAT STARTS FIRE

  • in a Maine newspaper
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Or was it a ploy by the dog to set up the cat???

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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 20, 2020

Dispatcher: 9-1-1. What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

  • actual 911 call
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this is dads in panic mode, things become very narrow. He is only thinking of the baby hilarious

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Hey you heard about that new hazelnut scented hand sanitizer? Yeah they only carry it at the local gas stations!

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