365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
December 30, 2020
When I see things through my eyes, I see things.
- boxing trainer Angelo Dundee
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
January 2, 2021
APPLE VALLEY
Theft: A man came to the police station to report the theft of his wallet. But the theft did not occur in Apple Valley â it happened while he was on a train in France. He said he didnât have time to report it to the police while in France.
- police blotter item
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
January 17, 2021
Actual Dialogue: Ladies and gentlemen, mesdames et messieurs.
Subtitle on Screen: Ladies and gentlemen, banana new shoe.
- subtitle, TV-Nihon
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
January 19, 2021
Weâve spoken to a few of these irate short-stayers about their grievances. Tim McEldroon, who asked to remain anonymous, has a house in PortsalonâŚ
- in an Irish newspaper
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
January 20, 2021
You donât fight fire with fire â you fight water with fire.
- sportscaster Barry Wilkinson
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
January 23, 2021
Hardball host Ore Oduba: What animal is a cross between a horse and a donkey?
Contestant: A honkey.
real answer
Mule
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Hey! A customer called me that last night!
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My Sister lives in Illinois and my Brother in Missouri⌠Both of them could say that. 
Mark Gosdin
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
January 30, 2021
The atmosphere was nice, the drinks were good, my husbandâs muscles were tasty.
- online restaurant review
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Pretty certain that wasnât a typo. 
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