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I got the best calendar for Christmas “365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar”. Some of this stuff is great!
Here’s a small sampling from this week:
April 8:
Warning on a printer ink toner cartridge: DO NOT DRINK
April 9:
Fifteen to One game show host Sandi Toksvig: In which river did John the Baptist baptize Jesus?
Contestant: The Amazon.
April 10:
Pressure Pad Host John Barrowman: Give me the one word that completes the titles of these Oscar-nominated films. The Accidental…
Contestant: Dog.
Barrowman: From Here to…
Contestant: Italy.
Barrowman: Nicholas and…
Contestant: The Beanstalk.
Barrowman: Judgment at…
Contestant: Tiffany’s.
April 11:
Caller: I’m calling because my tax-exempt organization got a notice that our tax-exempt status has been revoked, but we never got a notice that our application had been approved.
IRS Representative: That’s because we had to revoke your status before we approved it.
April 13:
Ad in the Brandywine Gourmet, West Chester, Pennsylvania:
Stop in to enter drawing to guess HEIGHT & WEIGHT of our GIANT 3 ft., 20 lb. Chocolate Bunny!
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