Some Little Funnies

[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

April 18, 2017

Computer repair shop clerk: I’m going to have to delete your profile folder. Do you have all of your important documents backed up?
Customer: Yeah, I’m fine. Go ahead and delete it.
Clerk: I just want to double-check that everything that you need is backed up, because it will all be gone.
Customer: It’s good, man. Just do it.
Clerk: Okay. (deletes, then restarts the computer)
Customer: So, my files, where do I go to get those back?
Clerk: You told me you backed everything up, so I deleted them all.
Customer: Oh. See, I’m not very savvy with computers. I don’t know what “backup” means.

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[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

May 8, 2017

Customer (holding a novel signed by the author): I want to buy this book – but not this copy because someone’s written in it.

Bookseller: That’s the author’s signature.

Customer: I don’t care who’s written in it. I just want a clean copy!

[LadyOfWicca]

[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

May 11, 2017

Instructions for a crossword puzzle in Cambridge University’s alumni magazine:

Corrected single letter misprints in the definitions of 15 clues in order, followed by the unjumbled 3 down, spell out the thematic position. Half of the clued answers are to be entered in reverse and all thematic names consist of two words (one hyphenated). The missing names can be formed from the final letters in the shaded squares and this must be written below the grid. Chambers (2008) is recommended, but only gives 10 down in conjunction with its direction.

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Lol, that’s a tongue twister!

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[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

May 19, 2017

Caller: I’m trying to connect my Internet, but it’s asking me for a wireless key.

Tech support: Yes, that’s the password you can find on the back of your router.

Caller: No, it’s asking for a key, not a password.

Tech support: Yes, the key is the password. It’s on your —

Caller: It’s asking for a key! I have the key here. I’m just looking for the keyhole!

Tech support: Where did you get the key?

Caller: It’s the key on the door where the modem is in! The modem key! I just need to know where to put it in!

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