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The Outlands
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@Discobotfortune does lightening strike the same place twice?

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Have to ask this way:
@discobot fortune “what is the airspeed of an Unladen Swallow?”

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:crystal_ball: Reply hazy try again

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@discobot fortune “does lightening strike the same place twice?”

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:crystal_ball: Yes

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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

September 11, 2017

Tech Support: Click your left mouse button.

Customer: Which one is that?

Tech Support: Well, you know your left from your right, so click the button on your left.

Customer: Oh.

Tech Support: What happened?

Customer: Nothing.

Tech Support: You did click the left mouse button?

Customer: I think so.

Tech Support: The one on your left?

Customer: Which one was that again?

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Next:

Tech Support: “Do you know what a mouse is?”

Customer: A pest.

The conversation further derailed.

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Lol! Now that is funny, Slow.

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And, to continue that theme:

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And hence the term “Jam” was born :stuck_out_tongue:

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Lol, I’m working on a “byte” reply…

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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

October 4, 2017

Correction Notice, The Huffington Post:

Correction: An earlier version of this article incorrectly stated that Tennis was arrested for allegedly making “fraudulent purposes”. Clearly that is neither a crime nor a statement that makes any sense. She was arrested for allegedly making fraudulent purposes.

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