Ball/No Balls
Men/Women
Interesting…
Ball/No Balls
Men/Women
Interesting…
Let’s not get confused here
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October 25, 2017
Attorney: What did your sister die of?
Plaintiff: You would have to ask her – I would be speculating if I told you.
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November 6, 2017
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November 10, 2017
A Grand Rapids resident told police last week that someone had entered his home and taken five pounds of bacon from the refrigerator. Upon further investigation, police discovered his wife had gotten up for a late night snack, but was afraid to admit it.
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November 11, 2017
“This is just the tip of the icing.”
That’s so sweet.
Literally.
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November 13, 2017
Somew English Free Zone
Free Talk
Free Tonguing
Grammar
Vocabulary
English Will Not Be Longer Problem For Your!
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November 16, 2017
Tech Support: How much free space do you have on your hard drive?
Caller: Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?
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November 20, 2017
Pointless host Alexander Armstrong: We’re looking for words that end in “-light”.
Contestant: I was dreading a question like that, so I’m going to say the first thing that comes into my head: Pre-Raphaelite.
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November 25, 2017
Customer (holding up an art book): Wow, Picasso must have gone out with some really ugly women.
overheard in a bookstore
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November 29, 2017
You’ve got to call yourself “Rock” or “Jack” or something. Anything but “Elvis” Presley.
rockabilly musician Ronnie Hawkins to Elvis
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December 2, 2017
A high ankle sprain is generally higher up on the ankle.
football commentator Ronde Barber
Wookies Assemble! Star Wars’ Chewbacca Joins Fort Worth Police
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December 4, 2017
Customer: I just purchased these international stamps to send my Christmas cards airmail to Germany, but I noticed the picture on the stamp is of Lansdale, Pennsylvania. Does that mean the cards will only go to Pennsylvania?
Clerk: That’s just the picture on the stamp. Your cards will go to Germany.
overheard in the Newton, New Jersey, post office
is that some sort of holiday pun, or are you just trying to “con” us?
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December 5, 2017
You know, it actually can happen. I mean, the chances of it happening are very rare, but it can happen actually. Which is crazy. Not that it – the changes of it are, like, you know, it’s like probably “pigs could fly”. Like, I don’t think pigs could fly, but actually sharks could be stuck in tornadoes. There could be a sharknado.
actress Tara Reid