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December 7, 2017
Sale of the Century game show host: How many Christmases took place during the Second World War?
Contestant: Fifty-eight?
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December 8, 2017
JAILHOUSE RENOVATION TO START WITH NEW CELL DOORS THAT LOCK
- headline, AP story
What?
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December 11, 2017
Merry Christmas
Have you done a nice boy or girl?
- on a Japanese Christmas card
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December 13, 2017
If Blade Damage Donāt Be Fly, Otherwise It Will Create The Human Body Or Blame Damage.
- warning on the rotor blade of a toy helicopter
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December 19, 2017
Spoken Dialogue:
Simone has the voice of the young Jane Fonda, the body of Sophia Loren, the grace of, well, Grace Kelly, and the face of Audrey Hepburn, combined with an angel.
Subtitle:
Simone has the voice of young clone flouter, the body of safalaring, the grace of well Grace Kelly, and the face of Artyphapen combined with in angle.
- on a Chinese bootleg DVD of Simone
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December 20, 2017
QVC host Shawn Killinger: Isnāt the moon a star?
Fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi: No, the moon is a planet, darling.
Killinger: The sun is a star. Is the moon really a planet?
Mizrahi: The moon is a planet, honey.
Killinger: Donāt look at me like that. The sun is a star. Is the sun not a star?
Mizrahi: I donāt know what the sun is.
Killinger: The sun is a star, isnāt it?
Mizrahi: We donāt know what the sun is.
Killinger/Mizrahi (after getting off-camera information): The sun is a star.
Killinger: The moon is not a planet.
Mizrahi: The moon is a planet!
Killinger: You were trying to take me down that road. The moon is not a planet!
Mizrahi: Excuse me, Chunky? If youāre listening to me, you have to Google the moon, okay? ā¦The moon is such a planet, I canāt even stand it.
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December 22, 2017
HOLIDAY HOURS
To allow our team members to celebrate the Holidays with their families, please note the change in restaurant hours:
TIME HORTONāS
Tuesday December 24: open 24 hours
Wednesday December 25: open 24 hours
Thursday December 26: open 24 hours
NEW YEARāS HOURS
Tuesday December 31: open 24 hours
Wednesday January 1: open 24 hours
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December 30, 2017
PO Box Access Hours
Monday ā Sunday
12:01am ā 11:59pm
- online listing of hours for the Dunlap, Illinois, post office
Man Iād hate to need access to it that 1 minute in the week it isnāt available 
More like 7 minutes, as the times listed like that are meant for each day, so itās 1 minute per day. Actually, 14 minutes, as thereās the missing minute after midnight, and just before, so 2 minutes a day.
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January 1, 2018
FUTURE IS COMING,
ACADEMICS PREDICT
- headline, San Francisco Chronicle
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January 2, 2018
He was asking me a theoretical, or just a question in theory, and I talked about it only from that standpoint. Of course not. And that was done, he said, you know, I guess it was theoretically, but he was asking me a rhetorical question, and I gave an answer. Ad by the way, people thought from an academic standpoint, and asked rhetorically, people said that answer was an unbelievable academic answer. But of course not, and I said that afterwards. Everybody understands that.
- presidential candidate Donald Trump