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#1362

resolutions


#1363

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January 3, 2018

Correction: An article on March 20 about wave piloting in the Marshall Islands misstated the number of possible paths that could be navigated without instruments among the 34 islands and atolls of the Marshall Islands. It is 561, not a trillion billion.

  • correction in The New York Times Magazine

#1364

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#1365

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

January 4, 2018

He’s not broken the unwritten rule because no one’s ever read it, because it’s not written down.

  • BBC analyst and commentator Steve Davis

#1366

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#1367

ny1


#1368

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

January 6, 2018

To be honest, you really sucks working environment.

  • subtitle in bootleg DVD of 12 Years a Slave

#1369

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#1370

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

January 9, 2018

Got a minute? Get a meat!

There is no fish in my head.

I do love Meat anyhow.

Anyway, both Chiken and Beef are Meat!

I need to get a mathematician to help.

  • printed on a T-shirt, Japan

#1371

Guy slides down driveway!


#1372

This is his own fault. People who live in this sort of weather should know that they need to wear shoes with treads. Not fancy-schmancy dress shoes with no traction. :stuck_out_tongue:


#1373

I’m just glad he didn’t wind up in the road. lol


#1374

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January 11, 2018

WINERY SAYS IT WAS A MOUSE,
NOT A RAT, THAT WAS
FOUND IN A SANDWICH

  • headline, Napa Valley Register

#1375

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January 12, 2018

Your generous participation enabled us to donate $00 each to Noah’s Ark, the Salvation Army, Food Bank and Advocates Against Domestic Abuse. To be able to help so many in our local community who do so much for others is certainly a source of pride and happiness for all of us.

  • item in the World Journal (Walsenburg, Colorado)

#1376

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#1377

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January 20, 2018

  • Yum rags
  • Yum fingernail
  • Egg salad with horse to urinate

on a Thai menu


#1378

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#1379

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

January 26, 2018

Customer: Do all of your calendars have Australian dates?

Sales Clerk: Well, they have the Australian public holidays.

Customer: No, I mean the dates themselves. Are they the Australian dates or the American dates?

Sales Clerk: What? We have the same dates as America.

Customer: No, we don’t. My daughter flew to America once. She left Sydney on a Friday and she arrived in America the day before, on a Thursday. So their dates are different.

  • in an Australian gift shop

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#1381

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

January 27, 2018

Darico Jewelry Designer

1 1/4" + 3 cm Snap On Hair Clip

Spanish Translation: Snap On Hair Clip

French Translation: Snap On Hair Clip

  • on a package of hair clips