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#1382

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

January 31, 2018

The Chase host Bradley Walsh: Xenon and what other element contain the letter X in their name?

Contestant: Xylophone


#1383

The long lost Xylophone element. How quickly we forget. :smirk:


#1384

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

February 1, 2018

We could go to the end of the year before we don’t see any snow that’s measureable.

  • WGBZ-Buffalo weather anchor Kevin O’Connell

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#1388

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

February 6, 2018

PLEASET GO TO THE SIATION
TO IEICHUPIOED CNUI

  • sign, railway station, China

#1389

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February 8, 2018

Employment History:

Pizza Maker, Cici’s Pizza
Responsibilities include:

  • Putting crust on pizza plate
  • Spreading sauce on crust
  • Adding cheese to sauce
  • Adding toppings (if ordered)

on a resume


#1390

Best resume ever. :smiley: :pizza:


#1391

I guess “Assembling pizza to order” wasn’t enough…


#1392

They showed their work.


#1393

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February 9, 2018

JERK INJURES NECK, WINS AWARD

  • headline, The Buffalo News

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#1396

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

February 12, 2018

GETTYSBURG FUDGE

Take home a taste of the battlefield

  • on a sign in the gift shop in Gettysburg National Military Park, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania

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#1398

It’s like a very strange story reading those.


#1399

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#1401

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

February 18, 2018

Prosecutor: How fast was the car coming toward you?

Witness: I’m not a thermometer, so I can’t tell you the speed limit.