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#1422

'Sghetti all the way :slight_smile:


#1423

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

March 26, 2018

Yet the nightmare cast its shroud in the guise of a contagion of a deer-in-the-headlights paralysis.

  • from the book Never Let a Serious Crisis Go to Waste, by Philip Mirowski (chosen by The Economist as the worst sentence in financial journalism. The sentence actually ran on in the same vein for a paragraph.)

#1424

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March 27, 2018

Tech Support: How can I help you?
Caller: Make the information available. Do it.
Tech Support: What information do you need?
Caller: Just do it!
Tech Support: I’m sorry, I need a little more context here. What are you calling about?
Caller: The email said to call you and make the information available, so I am calling you!
Tech Support: The information about what? What email are you referring to? What is the topic?
Caller: I have no idea. I was just following orders! [ hangs up ]


#1425

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#1426

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

April 3, 2018

Reporter: Would you rather play baseball in Alaska or Cape Cod?
Baseball player Brant Michael Brown: Probably the Cape. Alaska’s too hot. I’ve seen that CNN weather map and it is located below Hawaii.


#1427

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April 4, 2018

Talk show host Ellen DeGeneres: Name three states that start with the letter N.
Contestant 1: Memphis, Tennessee.
Contestant 2: New England.


#1428

From the same people who asked “What is a map?” comes “There are states that start with N?”

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#1429

I am currently in Nebraska, don’t know if that one applies… :stuck_out_tongue:


#1430

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

April 9, 2018

AIRPORTS AUTHORITY OF INDIA

EATING CARPET STRICTLY PROHIBITED

  • sign in an Indian airport

#1431

I wonder if the LGBT community had a protest there lol


#1432

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#1433

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

April 13, 2018

Reggie has done a good job of just playing with himself.

  • Detroit Piston Andre Drummond remarking on his teammate Reggie Jackson and his leading scoring accomplishments

#1434

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#1435

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April 18, 2018

Female Anchor: 7:02 already this morning. Just flying by this week… It’s Wednesday, right?
Male Anchor: I think so.
Female Anchor: Hump day!
Male Anchor: Yeah, we’re getting there
Female Anchor: Hopefully, we’ll have a dry hump day.
Male Anchor: It’s not really — Oh… !

  • Fox 2 News (Detroit), Accuweather forecast segment

#1436

Before we get cancelled, moving right along quickly to the next segment…


#1437

I can’t remember if it was Fox 2 or our NBC 4 channel, but I remember hearing something a reporter said, that caused me to rewind to make sure I heard it correctly. I didn’t, but my sister (the reason it wasn’t on the channel I normally have my TVs on for news) thought she heard the same thing I did (don’t remember what we misheard, but we did confirm it was misheard)


#1438

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April 21, 2018

Various and Confused Pizzas

  • on a menu board, China

#1439

Those must be some unpronounceable mystery ingredients.

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#1440

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April 25, 2018

Weakest Link host Anne Robinson: Which island prison closed in 1963?
Contestant: Australia.


#1441

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April 26, 2018

An intoxicated man on the streets hopped up and down in front of a deputy and then became hoity-toity with him when arrested.

  • police report, The Tucson (Arizona) Weekly