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#1462

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 12, 2018

THAT TO MAKE IN CASE OF FIRE

In case of fire in your room, please, keep your cold blood, do not shout “on the fire”.

Close your door and gain the exit without desperation by borrowing the stair.

  • sign in hotel room, France

#1463

Lol, directions the to tee follow!


#1464

That’s the last time I invite Heatblast as a party guest.


#1465

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 14, 2018

Q: What is your favorite month?

A: June. You get to celebrate the flag that Betty White sewed for the war.

  • from a fourth-grade student’s worksheet

#1466

Wha…?


#1467

I’m guessing that why there’s been so many strike in the teaching job market as of late :stuck_out_tongue:


#1468

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 15, 2018

I Am Lord Valdemort.

Subtitle on screen: I am Fodi.

  • from a bootleg copy of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

#1469

The great Fodi, ha!


#1470

@LadyOfWicca


#1471

Hey!! I know those people!!


#1472

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 18, 2018

There was a report of smoke in a house on S. Elbow Bend Road, but no fire.
It was found that the eyeglasses worn by the reporter were hazy.

  • police blotter report, Tucson, Arizona

#1473

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 19, 2018

  • Spaghetti to the rock-cliff
  • Pens to the angry one
  • It cremates Catalan

menu items, Italy


#1474

Fine dining in Hell’s Kitchen.


#1475

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 20, 2018

In real time his swing looks quite quick, but slow it down into slo-mo and it looks much slower.

  • BBC golf commentator

#1476

You don’t say? No wonder golf is boring.


#1477

Rick Astley will give you anything you ask for; just name it and he’ll give it to you. Anything, except his favorite Pixar movie.

He’s never going to give you Up.


#1478

Lol, I caught that one Slow :wink:


#1479

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 22, 2018

VILLAGE PEOPLE UPSET AT YMCA PLANS

  • headline, Central Somerset Gazette (UK)

#1480

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 26, 2018

P.C. RICHARD & SON
The Company You Can Trust!

Bose Home Theater System – Value $799.99
NEW LOW PRICE: $799.97

  • sign, New York electronics store

#1481

Here’s my two cents. Not low enough.