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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 12, 2018

THAT TO MAKE IN CASE OF FIRE

In case of fire in your room, please, keep your cold blood, do not shout “on the fire”.

Close your door and gain the exit without desperation by borrowing the stair.

  • sign in hotel room, France
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Lol, directions the to tee follow!

That’s the last time I invite Heatblast as a party guest.

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June 14, 2018

Q: What is your favorite month?

A: June. You get to celebrate the flag that Betty White sewed for the war.

  • from a fourth-grade student’s worksheet
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Wha…?

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I’m guessing that why there’s been so many strike in the teaching job market as of late :stuck_out_tongue:

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June 15, 2018

I Am Lord Valdemort.

Subtitle on screen: I am Fodi.

  • from a bootleg copy of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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The great Fodi, ha!

@LadyOfWicca

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Hey!! I know those people!!

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June 18, 2018

There was a report of smoke in a house on S. Elbow Bend Road, but no fire.
It was found that the eyeglasses worn by the reporter were hazy.

  • police blotter report, Tucson, Arizona
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June 19, 2018

  • Spaghetti to the rock-cliff
  • Pens to the angry one
  • It cremates Catalan

menu items, Italy

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Fine dining in Hell’s Kitchen.

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June 20, 2018

In real time his swing looks quite quick, but slow it down into slo-mo and it looks much slower.

  • BBC golf commentator
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You don’t say? No wonder golf is boring.

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Rick Astley will give you anything you ask for; just name it and he’ll give it to you. Anything, except his favorite Pixar movie.

He’s never going to give you Up.

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Lol, I caught that one Slow :wink:

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June 22, 2018

VILLAGE PEOPLE UPSET AT YMCA PLANS

  • headline, Central Somerset Gazette (UK)
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June 26, 2018

P.C. RICHARD & SON
The Company You Can Trust!

Bose Home Theater System – Value $799.99
NEW LOW PRICE: $799.97

  • sign, New York electronics store
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Here’s my two cents. Not low enough.

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