Some Little Funnies

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June 28, 2018

24-Hour Challenge game show host Jonathan Cowap: If someone is described as hirsute, what are they?
Contestant: Umm…
Cowap: Here’s a clue. Most men are, and most women would like us to think they are not.
Contestant: Is it gay, Jonathan?

  • game show segment on BBC Radio York
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July 3, 2018

Sun-beams may be extracted from cucumbers, but the process is tedious. An oration, pronounced on the Fourth of July, 1799. At the request of the citizens of New-Haven.

By David Daggett.

  • title of a 1799 oration
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July 8, 2018

DO NOT EAT

  • warning label on a PVC airbed
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July 9, 2018

On the other hand I think that Slovakia sometimes unfortunately, and sometimes fortunately that unfortunately, that in Slovakia nevertheless the work force is still cheaper and now, fortunately, it’s cheaper.

  • Slovak president Ivan Gašparovič
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July 19, 2018

You may have read or heard reports today that all the gorillas might be tested because a visiting gorilla from Buffalo – two years ago – had a virus relating to an orgasm – or – or – sorry – an organism.

  • TV newswoman, WCMH-TV, Columbus, Ohio
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Whoops… :stuck_out_tongue:

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Hmm… #5 reminds me of someone…

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Was this posted here before?

A long time ago and slightly different.

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July 24, 2018

The amazing thing is, that basketball ring in Indiana, it’s the same height as it is in New York City and every other place in this country.

  • Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) during a presidential campaign rally in Indiana
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July 26, 2018

OPEN FOR BUSINESS
James Klindt, who spent more than a year in the Quad-City spotlight for murdering and dismembering his wife, has opened a tiny eatery at 4th and Howell streets in Davenport, called Eats and Sweets.

  • in the QU (Quad City, Iowa) Times
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What the…?

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July 28, 2018

FOR OUR GUESTS:

Sham Poo
Shower Poo

  • labels on toiletries, Xiangyun Hotel, Nanning, China
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July 30, 2018

Celebrity Juice host: What country does Danish bacon come from?
Television personality Joey Essex: Errr… Germany.
Host: Germany. What country does Danish bacon come from? You said Germany. The answer is Denmark.
Essex: Then why would I know that? Why would I know it’s Denmark?

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