AN Forums

Some Little Funnies


#1482

:eyes: I see what you did there. :eyes:


#1483

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 28, 2018

24-Hour Challenge game show host Jonathan Cowap: If someone is described as hirsute, what are they?
Contestant: Umm…
Cowap: Here’s a clue. Most men are, and most women would like us to think they are not.
Contestant: Is it gay, Jonathan?

  • game show segment on BBC Radio York

#1484

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

July 3, 2018

Sun-beams may be extracted from cucumbers, but the process is tedious. An oration, pronounced on the Fourth of July, 1799. At the request of the citizens of New-Haven.

By David Daggett.

  • title of a 1799 oration

#1485

chickensummer


#1486

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

July 8, 2018

DO NOT EAT

  • warning label on a PVC airbed

#1487

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

July 9, 2018

On the other hand I think that Slovakia sometimes unfortunately, and sometimes fortunately that unfortunately, that in Slovakia nevertheless the work force is still cheaper and now, fortunately, it’s cheaper.

  • Slovak president Ivan Gašparovič

#1488

402fdfb9921f0b496cabcd02aed42ff7


#1489

zzz-old-one-but-still-is-amazing-xd_c_381824


#1490

7bf8a25efb652a8fa15608cef46affb9


#1491

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

July 19, 2018

You may have read or heard reports today that all the gorillas might be tested because a visiting gorilla from Buffalo – two years ago – had a virus relating to an orgasm – or – or – sorry – an organism.

  • TV newswoman, WCMH-TV, Columbus, Ohio

#1492

Whoops… :stuck_out_tongue:


#1493

232ac5b3069d10fd5de9b00f8a4de84b

Hmm… #5 reminds me of someone…


#1494

Was this posted here before?


#1495

A long time ago and slightly different.


#1496

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

July 24, 2018

The amazing thing is, that basketball ring in Indiana, it’s the same height as it is in New York City and every other place in this country.

  • Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) during a presidential campaign rally in Indiana

#1497

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

July 26, 2018

OPEN FOR BUSINESS
James Klindt, who spent more than a year in the Quad-City spotlight for murdering and dismembering his wife, has opened a tiny eatery at 4th and Howell streets in Davenport, called Eats and Sweets.

  • in the QU (Quad City, Iowa) Times

#1498

What the…?


#1499

b9f117a88eb74b3368265327889704b0


#1500

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

July 28, 2018

FOR OUR GUESTS:

Sham Poo
Shower Poo

  • labels on toiletries, Xiangyun Hotel, Nanning, China

#1501

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

July 30, 2018

Celebrity Juice host: What country does Danish bacon come from?
Television personality Joey Essex: Errr… Germany.
Host: Germany. What country does Danish bacon come from? You said Germany. The answer is Denmark.
Essex: Then why would I know that? Why would I know it’s Denmark?