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Lol, now that is bad!
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August 2, 2018
ROOMS WITH BROKEN AIR CONDITIONERS ARE HOT
- headline, Burlington (North Carolina) Times-News
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If only I was a fan.
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August 7, 2018
It’s not easy. That’s why it’s difficult.
- sportscaster Andy Gray
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August 15, 2018
I resent your insinuendoes.
- Chicago mayor Richard J. Daley
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Uh… what?
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August 18, 2018
As I see it, if you’re going to commit suicide, you don’t do it yourself.
- soccer manager Ron Saunders talking about a defeat
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August 20, 2018
Tech Support: Microsoft Tech Support, may I help you?
Caller: Good afternoon! I have waited over four hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Tech Support: Uhh……? Pardon, I don’t understand your problem?
Caller: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than four hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
- call to a tech support line
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August 21, 2018
Anonymous droid: Superior, they have escaped a day after the fair.
(Actual dialogue: General, we have found the Jedi.)
General Grievous (in response: I should really feeds you all dog.
(Actual dialogue: Activate the ray shields.)
- subtitles on a bootleg copy of Revenge of the Sith
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August 22, 2018
Family Feud Host: Name an animal that begins with the letter E.
Contestant 1: Ecuador.
Contestant 2: Iguana.
Contestant 3: Eggplant,
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looks at sign
Please do not feed Ecuador eggplants.
Zoos are getting weirder.
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August 25, 2018
I Love Cat
Only imflowing you don’t flowing imflowing
I must go to you stay a place.
- on a greeting card, Japan
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August 27, 2018
The Giants are going to have to outscore Miami if they want to win.
- sports commentator Jon Gruden during a Giants-Dolphins game
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August 30, 2018
- When you hug a guy and you smell his colon.
- When you can smell his colon on your pillows even when he’s not there.
- I love when I can smell a guy’s colon as he walks by.
- After you hug a boy and you smell like his colon.
tweets meaning to refer to “cologne”
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Lol, that’s funny!
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