Some Little Funnies


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#1503

Lol, now that is bad!


#1504

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

August 2, 2018

ROOMS WITH BROKEN AIR CONDITIONERS ARE HOT

  • headline, Burlington (North Carolina) Times-News

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If only I was a fan.


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August 7, 2018

It’s not easy. That’s why it’s difficult.

  • sportscaster Andy Gray

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#1510

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August 15, 2018

I resent your insinuendoes.

  • Chicago mayor Richard J. Daley

#1511

Uh… what?


#1512

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August 18, 2018

As I see it, if you’re going to commit suicide, you don’t do it yourself.

  • soccer manager Ron Saunders talking about a defeat

#1513

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August 20, 2018

Tech Support: Microsoft Tech Support, may I help you?
Caller: Good afternoon! I have waited over four hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me?
Tech Support: Uhh……? Pardon, I don’t understand your problem?
Caller: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than four hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?

  • call to a tech support line

#1514

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August 21, 2018

Anonymous droid: Superior, they have escaped a day after the fair.
(Actual dialogue: General, we have found the Jedi.)

General Grievous (in response: I should really feeds you all dog.
(Actual dialogue: Activate the ray shields.)

  • subtitles on a bootleg copy of Revenge of the Sith

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August 22, 2018

Family Feud Host: Name an animal that begins with the letter E.
Contestant 1: Ecuador.
Contestant 2: Iguana.
Contestant 3: Eggplant,


#1516

looks at sign

Please do not feed Ecuador eggplants.

Zoos are getting weirder.


#1517

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August 25, 2018

I Love Cat

Only imflowing you don’t flowing imflowing

I must go to you stay a place.

  • on a greeting card, Japan

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August 27, 2018

The Giants are going to have to outscore Miami if they want to win.

  • sports commentator Jon Gruden during a Giants-Dolphins game

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#1520

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

August 30, 2018

  • When you hug a guy and you smell his colon.
  • When you can smell his colon on your pillows even when he’s not there.
  • I love when I can smell a guy’s colon as he walks by.
  • After you hug a boy and you smell like his colon.

tweets meaning to refer to “cologne”


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Lol, that’s funny!