Some Little Funnies


#1522

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September 4, 2018

Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain’t come to play SCHOOL, classes are POINTLESS.

  • tweet sent out by Ohio State backup quarterback Cardale Jones

#1523

Can’t fault the guy, what guy can claim that as the 3rd string QB, came in and won the big 10, beat Michigan and won a national championship


#1524

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September 5, 2018

FOOD IS BASIC TO STUDENT DIET

  • headline, Bridgeport (Connecticut) Post

#1525

You can’t hit it on the nose better than that. My diet was :pretzel: and :icecream:.


#1526

September 6, 2018 / Sora News 24


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#1528

Wow the guard rails almost lost that one. :laughing:


#1529

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September 14, 2018

I had to park my car and leave it, because I couldn’t go nowhere. I seen the tree limbs and stuff flying everywhere. Tree limbs. You know what I’m saying? Like, from the trees.

  • man being interviewed during a severe weather story, Newscenter 25, Texas

#1530

Texas proud, mhm :wink:


#1531

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September 16, 2018

  • Grate communication and atention to details.
  • Experienced in all faucets of accounting.
  • I am great with the pubic.

items included on résumés


#1532

That’s the one to hire :stuck_out_tongue:


#1533

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September 17, 2018

Q:: Do you think that your career prospects would be affected if affirmative action were dismantled?

Miss Minnesota 1995 Angelique de Maison: I think that affirmative action is important in your career, and I think that they work together, um, I believe that if you stand strong on what you believe that you should use that in all aspects of your life including your career. I know I do.


#1534

She would make a great politician!!!


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#1536

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September 18, 2018

Winning doesn’t really matter as long as you win.

  • British soccer player Vinnie Jones

#1537


September 19, 2018


#1538

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September 22, 2018

Heart Breakfast radio host Rachel New: What is the French for pancake?

Caller: This must be the hardest subject in the world. Is it “le pancake”?


#1539

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#1540

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September 24, 2018

I’m very appreciative of being indicted.

  • Florida State football coach Bill Peterson on being “inducted” into the Florida Sports Hall of Fame

#1541

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