365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
October 19, 2018
- Intestinal Breakfast
- Fat Slug mixed with Onion
- Baked backwash with mushrooms
menu items from the US and China
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October 20, 2018
POLICE ADMIT âBIGGEST-EVERâ COCAINE HAUL IS DENTAL POWDER
- headline, Express & Echo (UK)
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October 22, 2018
15 to 1 host Sandi Toksvig: Which German word meaning âhealthâ is an equivalent of the English expression âBless youâ, and is commonly said to a person who has just sneezed?
Contestant: Achtung!
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October 24, 2018
Northhampton Troopers Find 230 Bags or Heroin After Suspect Whispers, âI donât think they found all the stuff in the car.â
- headline, MassLive website
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October 25, 2018
Judge: Do you know what the oath you have just taken means?
Defendant: Yeah. It means if I swear to a lie, I gotta stick to it.
- actual courtroom testimony
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October 29, 2018
In a moment we will have an interview with the great-great-great-granddaughter of Moby Dick.
- broadcaster Martha Keaney
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November 6, 2018
Win the yes needs the no to win against the no.
- French Prime Minister Jean-Pierre Raffarin on the referendum for the European constitution, urging for the âyesâ party to vote to debate the ânoâ party
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November 10, 2018
The older you get, you understand. You really donât understand it, you accept it.
- University of Illinois football coach Bill Cubit, regarding the dismissal of Illinoisâs athletic director
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November 13, 2018
Fox News host Steve Doocy (to his cohosts): And I just told [Brian Kilmeade] that heâs got to try the loose meat sandwich, which is an Iowa tradition. Itâs like a sloppy joe with no tomato sauce.
Fox News host Brian Kilmeade: And I told you I like my meat tight.
Doocy: What?!?
Kilmeade: Not loose. Tighten up my meat!
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The perils of being on-air. 
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November 18, 2018
RCMP received a report alleging high-pitched screams were coming from inside a residence. Police arrived at the location and a woman inside the residence advised she had been singing.
- police report, The Westerly News (Ucluelet, BC)
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November 19, 2018
According to Trooper Hughes, Brent was driving eastbound on Route 22 when a deer entered the roadway from the north berm. The deer jumped onto the vehicle, causing damage to the windshield and left side of the vehicle. Hughes reported that the deer was deceased and that, âThe name of the deer was not disclosed until family members were notified.â
- police blotter item in a Pennsylvania newspaper
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November 22, 2018
HOW TO PREPARE PETS FOR THANKSGIVING
- headline on a column, Cincinnati Community Press
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Yummy! 
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Remember Punctuation saves lives!
For Example
Letâs Eat Grandma!
&
Letâs eat, Grandma!
Are 2 entirely different thingsâŚ
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November 24, 2018
Theyâve won fifteen of their last eight games.
- sportscaster Chris Myers on the Arizona Cardinals
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November 27, 2018
Moist wipes for wiping splotch and peculiar smell
- label on personal wipes, China
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