Some Little Funnies


#1562

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October 19, 2018

  • Intestinal Breakfast
  • Fat Slug mixed with Onion
  • Baked backwash with mushrooms

menu items from the US and China


#1563

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October 20, 2018

POLICE ADMIT “BIGGEST-EVER” COCAINE HAUL IS DENTAL POWDER

  • headline, Express & Echo (UK)

#1564

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October 22, 2018

15 to 1 host Sandi Toksvig: Which German word meaning “health” is an equivalent of the English expression “Bless you”, and is commonly said to a person who has just sneezed?
Contestant: Achtung!


#1565

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October 24, 2018

Northhampton Troopers Find 230 Bags or Heroin After Suspect Whispers, “I don’t think they found all the stuff in the car.”

  • headline, MassLive website

#1566

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October 25, 2018

Judge: Do you know what the oath you have just taken means?
Defendant: Yeah. It means if I swear to a lie, I gotta stick to it.

  • actual courtroom testimony

#1567

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October 29, 2018

In a moment we will have an interview with the great-great-great-granddaughter of Moby Dick.

  • broadcaster Martha Keaney

#1568

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November 6, 2018

Win the yes needs the no to win against the no.

  • French Prime Minister Jean-Pierre Raffarin on the referendum for the European constitution, urging for the “yes” party to vote to debate the “no” party

#1569

#1570

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November 10, 2018

The older you get, you understand. You really don’t understand it, you accept it.

  • University of Illinois football coach Bill Cubit, regarding the dismissal of Illinois’s athletic director

#1571

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November 13, 2018

Fox News host Steve Doocy (to his cohosts): And I just told [Brian Kilmeade] that he’s got to try the loose meat sandwich, which is an Iowa tradition. It’s like a sloppy joe with no tomato sauce.
Fox News host Brian Kilmeade: And I told you I like my meat tight.
Doocy: What?!?
Kilmeade: Not loose. Tighten up my meat!


#1572

The perils of being on-air. :zipper_mouth_face: