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#1582

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

November 30, 2018

The defendant said that prior to the offense, he’d hoped to become a physician. But he believes that with a felony conviction, he will be precluded from achieving that goal. So he is now considering becoming a lawyer.

  • from court transcripts

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#1584

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

December 6, 2018

SANDBERG FUNERAL AND CREMATION SERVICES
Stop in for our Open House on Dec. 10th from 10am-3pm
& take in the aroma of the Holiday Season!

  • funeral home ad

#1585

To paraphrase Apocalypse Now:
“I just love the smell of burnt flesh in the morning, It smells like Christmas!”


#1586

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

December 7, 2018

TO HELL WITH THE ALIMO
REMBER PERL HORBER

  • painted on the back of a car

#1587

Shrimp on the barbie, eh? Movies can bet for the best of spirit but those were bad times, a lesson to be learned no doubt


#1588

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

December 10, 2018

This Christmas we want the lobby to be beautiful for our customers so we’re placing placentas at each window position.

  • postal supervisor to window clerks during a morning staff meeting (when someone suggested she meant “poinsettias”, she haughtily replied that she had said exactly what she meant.)