365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
December 11, 2018
Cell phone store sales clerk: Here is your new phone, and here is the box. Inside you’ll find the USB cable, wall adaptor, and an SD card.
Customer (looking in box): Um, there is a mistake. I got an 8GB SD card when it should have been a 2GB card.
Clerk: Well, that’s excellent! That saves you some money!
Customer: No, it doesn’t! I’m being ripped off! [The cell phone company] thinks that we customers are so stupid and we don’t check to make sure we are getting everything that’s supposed to be included. Well, I’m not stupid. I always check the box to make sure the aren’t trying to trick me!
Clerk: Would you like me to give you a 2GB SD card instead of the 8GB card?
Customer: Obviously! Fool me once!
- overheard in a cell phone store