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#1603

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

January 3, 2019

What if we spelled ‘people’ like this: “peepole”. that would be funny i think.

  • tweet by Kim Kardashian

#1604

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

January 4, 2019

Announcer: If they didn’t get it, they missed it by just inches — maybe even centimeters.
John Madden: Maybe even cubic centimeters.
Announcer: Nope, I don’t think you’d use that here, John.
Madden: I really think cubic centimeters comes into play here.


#1605

Millimeters! :stuck_out_tongue:


#1606

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

January 12, 2019

Police Officer: Did you realize that you were speeding?
Driver: I wasn’t speeding, I just got a haircut and it makes me look fast.


#1607

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#1608

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

January 15, 2019

I think we all feel it’s really important to perform contemporary music while the performers are alive…

  • conductor of the South Bend (Indiana) Chamber Singers

#1609

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

January 16, 2019

The world’s oldest person has died again.

  • on WCBS Newsradio 880 (New York)

#1610

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

January 17, 2019

Check rattle noise like 2 skeletons making out on a tin roof during a hail storm using an tin can for a condom.

  • on a car service form, Toronto, Canada