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January 3, 2019
What if we spelled âpeopleâ like this: âpeepoleâ. that would be funny i think.
- tweet by Kim Kardashian
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January 4, 2019
Announcer: If they didnât get it, they missed it by just inches â maybe even centimeters.
John Madden: Maybe even cubic centimeters.
Announcer: Nope, I donât think youâd use that here, John.
Madden: I really think cubic centimeters comes into play here.
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Millimeters! 
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
January 12, 2019
Police Officer: Did you realize that you were speeding?
Driver: I wasnât speeding, I just got a haircut and it makes me look fast.
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
January 15, 2019
I think we all feel itâs really important to perform contemporary music while the performers are aliveâŚ
- conductor of the South Bend (Indiana) Chamber Singers
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
January 16, 2019
The worldâs oldest person has died again.
- on WCBS Newsradio 880 (New York)
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
January 17, 2019
Check rattle noise like 2 skeletons making out on a tin roof during a hail storm using an tin can for a condom.
- on a car service form, Toronto, Canada
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Choosy people choose gif.
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January 22, 2019
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Wow! Childâs Battery-Powered Vehicle with EVERY PRE-PAID FUNERAL Arranged This Month!
- sign in window of James Harper funeral directors, Kent, England
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
January 27, 2019
MEDIA LAB
S - Raise you hand for help
M - Stay on proper websites
A - Handle elections carefully
R - Turn off equipment, clean area
T - Log out of your account
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Pretty funny thread here, click to read
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My friend fixed this one:
S - Stay on proper websites
M - Manage elections carefully
A - Always log out of your account
R - Raise your hand for help
T - Turn off equipment, clean area
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
January 30, 2019
Have you ever been in an accident that resulted in your death?
YES
NO
- on the Healthcare.gov website
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What? Ghosts canât answer?
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January 31 & February 1, 2019
Telemarketer (trying to get customer to switch to his Internet provider): We can give you faster Internet speed.
Customer: Your speed is ten megabits per second, just like mine.
Telemarketer: Yes, but it isnât the same ten Mbps as yours!
Customer: What? Ten Mbps is ten Mbps. Letâs say Iâm driving at sixty miles an hour. My brother is in his own car, also driving at sixty miles an hour and youâre telling me itâs not the same speed?
Telemarketer: Yes, but letâs say you have a Toyota and he has a BMW.
Customer: Okay, but we both are driving at sixty miles an hour. Isnât that the same sixty miles an hour?
Telemarketer: But who will arrive home faster?
Customer: Weâll arrive at exactly the same time.
Telemarketer: Wonât the BMW arrive before the Toyota?
Customer: Not if we both travel at sixty miles per hour.
Telemarketer: Isnât the BMWâs speed higher than the Toyotaâs because the vehicle is better?
Customer: What? The speed is sixty miles per hour. Sixty miles per hour is sixty miles per hour!
Telemarketer: I give up. Just contact us when you get your math straight.
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
February 3, 2019
Damn⌠the NFL been around longer than our government. Weâve had 48 Super Bowls and only 44 presidents. I didnât know that.
- in a football fanâs tweet
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