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#1622

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

February 4, 2019

I dislike collecting, but when I buy shoes, I buy twenty pairs so I can have them in all my houses, and when I buy a T-shirt, I buy eighty.

  • designer Philippe Starck

#1623

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

February 10, 2019

Fighter pilot: They’re all over me!
Subtitle on screen: He is in my behind!

  • from the bootleg copy of Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

#1624

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

February 11, 2019

AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT

  • on the bottle top of a flavored milk drink (UK)

#1625

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

February 12, 2019

Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Booth’s career.

  • in an eighth-grade essay

#1626

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

February 15, 2019

IF YOU NEED TO SHOE,
PLEASE SEND SHOES
TO THE SHOE IN.

instructions found at a hotel, Wuhan, China


#1627

I believe the old woman who lived in a shoe made reservations there.


#1628

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

February 17, 2019

CAUTION:
FIRE IS HOT

  • sign around outdoor restaurant fire pit