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February 4, 2019
I dislike collecting, but when I buy shoes, I buy twenty pairs so I can have them in all my houses, and when I buy a T-shirt, I buy eighty.
- designer Philippe Starck
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February 4, 2019
I dislike collecting, but when I buy shoes, I buy twenty pairs so I can have them in all my houses, and when I buy a T-shirt, I buy eighty.
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February 10, 2019
Fighter pilot: Theyāre all over me!
Subtitle on screen: He is in my behind!
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February 11, 2019
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT
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February 12, 2019
Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposingly insane actor. This ruined Boothās career.
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February 15, 2019
IF YOU NEED TO SHOE,
PLEASE SEND SHOES
TO THE SHOE IN.
instructions found at a hotel, Wuhan, China
I believe the old woman who lived in a shoe made reservations there.
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February 17, 2019
CAUTION:
FIRE IS HOT
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February 19, 2019
Iām the oldest Iāve ever been, right now.
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February 21, 2019
Eleven National City police officers were caught cheating on a promotion exam. However, no disciplinary action was taken against them, because they had not been specifically instructed not to cheat.
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February 23, 2019
ANOTHER BROOM SNAPPED IN HALF IN DERBYSHIRE VILLAGE
Someone doesnāt like witches.
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February 24, 2019
Caprito Ai Forno ā Piece from leg of the female kid baked in the oven. Served with broccoli garlic and oil and potatoes ashamed ashamed po.
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February 26, 2019
Woman: I want to report a missing person. I havenāt been out to check on him for five hours, but I went outsideā¦ and heās gone.
999 (British 911) operator: Whoās gone?
Woman: My snowman. I thought that with it being icy and there not being anybody about, heād be safe.
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February 27, 2019
Say āeye yam stew peedā 4 times fast yāall gotta try this lol somebody jus got me
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March 7, 2019
The Chase host Bradley Walsh: Asteroid 4238 Audrey is named after which Hollywood actress?
Contestant: Kim Basinger.
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March 12, 2019
MAN WITHOUT ARMS DENIED HOUSING LOAN DUE TO INABILITY TO PROVIDE FINGERPRINTS
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March 16, 2019
Caller: A deer just swam across the river behind my house.
911 operator: Andā¦?
Caller: Well, Iām worried it might be cold.
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March 19, 2019
FOR SALE
2005 S2000 Convertible
6-Speed, Faster than a porch