Some Little Funnies


Context: This is the Father of a 12 year old Brony in the Brony Documentary. You see the moment he dies on the inside. Don’t worry, the Boy Became a Marine, and Chesty’s Legacy crushed his Morale perfectly.

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I guess Satan uses Doordash to order McDonald’s:

(Actual Doordash order # last night BTW)

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July 9, 2020

GELATIN DESSERTS ARE NOT HEMORRHOID OINTMENTS

  • headline, syndicated column “Ask Dr. Gott”
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They’re not???

:scream::scream::scream:

I gotta tell dad!!!

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July 16, 2020

SWIMMING POOL SUGGESTIONS

OPEN 24 HOURS.
LIFEGUARD ON DUTY 8AM to 8PM

DROWNING ABSOLUTELY PROHIBITED.

  • sign, Plantation Bay Resort, Philippines"
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failure to comply will result in hospitalization.

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July 21, 2020

The Weakest Link host Anne Robinson: What letter of the alphabet sounds exactly like the name of a female sheep?
Tennis player Andy Roddick: Baa.

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July 30, 2020

HURRICANE SEASON OUTLOOK UPDATE

Above Normal: 35%
Below Normal: 35%
Near Normal: 35%

  • graphic on NBC-6 South Florida News
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cantaloupe

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August 7, 2020

Judge (to a witness): Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to answer “yes” or “no”, because my reporter does not have “uh-huh” and “unh-uh” buttons on her machine. Plus, the jury needs to hear “yes” and “no”, not “uh-huhs” and “unh-uhs”, okay?
Witness: Uh-huh.

  • during a court session
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August 9, 2020

AUDITIONS: Seeking a young man who is at least 28 but not over 28 years old.

  • classified ad, Hartford Courant, CT
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August 14, 2020

Following improvement work to car parks at East Midlands Airport, some car park names have changed. The changes are:
Short Stay is now Short Stay 1
Express Park is now Short Stay 2
Long Stay 3 is now Mid Stay 1
Long Stay 4 is now Long Stay 1
Long Stay 5 is now Long Stay 2
Long Stay 1 has been split in two and is now either Short Stay 3 or Mid Stay 3
Jet Parks 1 and 2 remain the same

  • in the Loughborough Echo UK
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i am admiral rum

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August 18, 2020

Family Feud host: Name a sport where people and animals team up.
Contestant: Basketball.

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That show has some golden quotes.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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August 19, 2020

Using method: Ready to slice sandwiches and stuffed, in the middle of two sandwiches into a stuffed, hundreds die in a sandwich press, take off the broken edge and die, a lovely delicious sandwich snack is ready.

  • instructions with a panini press
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Instructions unclear; massacred 100’s, still no sandwich…

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:trumpet: :trumpet: :trumpet:

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