Some Little Funnies

[MaouSadao]

I saw a whole gang of them during this thing called Mardi Gras. I was terrified!!!

[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

September 5, 2020

Most of the departments have asked for ten percent, and it’s my opinion we can give them half, which is six percent.

• Bexar County, Texas, judge Leo Mendoza on employee pay raises

[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

September 15, 2020

GRAND BROTHERS BUFFET
Chili fried ostrich discharge

• sign on a buffet table, Vietnam

[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

September 17, 2020

According to screening volunteer Phyllis Ashworth, individuals interested in the blood draw can’t have anything to eat or drink for 10 years before the blood draw. Water and black coffee (no sweetener) are permitted.

• newspaper story about a free blood screening

[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

October 4, 2020

For thine is the condom, the power, and the glory…

• overheard in a Sunday school class

[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

October 7, 2020

Come enjoy a day at the spa to relax and paper yourself

• spa advertisement

[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

October 11, 2020

PLEASE DO NOT KEEP YOUR LEGS

• sign, Vietnam

[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

October 12, 2020

Test question: Why is October 12 an important day in history?
Student response: Because that is the day Columbus discovered the earth.

[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

October 16, 2020

How many eggs come with a “two eggs and toast”?

• question asked of a server, Seattle, Washington

[LadyOfWicca]

[miquelfire]

I’m certain you don’t want one of those to be pumpkin spice.

[Ezragirl]

The end result may smell better!

[Slowhand]

365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

October 18, 2020

Remember that you are butt dust and into dust you shall return.

• cover of a church bulletin

[OneWayDevil]

[LadyOfWicca]

[mgosdin]

Mark Gosdin

[LadyOfWicca]

[LadyOfWicca]

[LadyOfWicca]

[MaouSadao]

20 Things That Only a McDonald’s Employee Could Relate To

I personally have only seen about half of this list…