Well well well, what have we here?
“Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy.”
(Walt Disney)
“Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.”
-Dr. Seuss
“…harsh realities of the hood. I guess, even though we were free, we were still slaves… in the mind.”
–Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Mind your manners. 
“Manners are the basic building blocks of civil society.”
-Alexander McCall Smith
“Society? What’s that?”
-Anonymous
That is an excellent question!
Question everything!
Everything is relative.
Relative bearing grease…
“Grease is the only cure for a hangover.”
-Cameron Diaz
Hangover, the crippling effects that occur after a good night out on the town.
Town and country.
Country gals, nothing better. 
Better late than Never
“Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in the low time. Never make your most important decisions when you are in your worst moods. Wait. Be patient. The storm will pass. The spring will come.”
-Robert H. Schuller
“Come as you are.”
-KCAre we there yet?
Yet again.