365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 20, 2017
###On Chinese bootleg version of Van Helsing
Spoken dialogue: It’s carnivorous… about three hundred sixty pounds, eight and a half to nine feet tall…
Subtitle: It has three hundred sixty feet. Go to carnival.
Lol, did not see that coming. That was a good one.
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 22, 2017
###On an insurance claim
“I knew the dog was possessive about the car, but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.”
I kinda want to know the story behind that one.
He totally stole that from Gilda Radner
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 25, 2017
###Headline in Mason County News, Texas
Breathing Oxygen Linked to Staying Alive
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
August 3, 2017
“It’s old – older than when Jonah was in the Ark.”
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
August 11, 2017
Family Feud Host: Name a yellow fruit.
Contestant: Orange.
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
August 15, 2017
I think video games is a bigger problem than guns because video games affect people.
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
August 17, 2017
Lightning Survival Tip: Don’t get struck by lightning.
Lol, crucial survival tip right there.
This is not the spark in a relationship you’re looking for. So just bolt out of there.
