TAN's Endless Story

where he thought

he saw a

a massive pile

of dried seaweed

but evil lurked

around the corner

as startling sounds

erupted from the

dilapidated house ahead

he moved forward

towards the monkeys.

holding the bananas

a little too

close to the

giant’s explosive vagina

and triggered bombs

that fizzled out

rivers of carbinated

Pepsi and coke

, drowning all the