Well, hopefully. This is a participant based story thread (not fan fic) where one person writes something and then another and then another and so on. (not long posts)
Example:
Person 1: Wolfo wakes up in his bed. He looks over to find…
Person 2: a sweaty and satisfied Antonio Banderas…
Person 3: Wolfo jumps out of the bed then out of the window. Miraculously he…
Get it? Good. I’ll get the ball rolling.
At a bus stop, a robot sits, holding a rose…
The robot sighs, drops the rose, and pulls out a gun
He yells, “Where the f*ck is Rai!? If he’s not here in 5 minutes I’ll…”
“… go on a shooting spree in Old Navy…”
“No! Not the Mannequins!” shouts an old man. They give me such…
“…nightmares. And Fran Drescher… AWWWWW…”
Rai is cowering in a bush overhearing this and
he’s dressed in a Dr Frank-N-Furter customer. He picks at
at a scab on his testicle and cries, wishing he was…
the Great Pumpkin!
…in a cheese shop, drooling over some chedder, but…
(-face/palms-)
Charlie Brown was always so nice to him. Together they would…
RULE THE WORLD WITH AN IRON FIST!
But now there he was, trapped in his favorite outfit that his loli seamstresses made for him. It was time for…
…work when he arrived, Spazzyspam looked him over and said…
“You should really put some pants on. You might…”
…“have a shrinkydink! LOL!”. Rai face/palmed and…
and his eyes lit up as a brilliant idea came to him.
… Cried “That’s why I’m not popular with girls…or mules!” That’s why I’m forced to…
We should have teh secks on the copy machine!
(We should start refreshing right before we post. But… it just keeps happening so fast! -shrug- Still funny.)