Happy Story Fun Time


#1

Well, hopefully. This is a participant based story thread (not fan fic) where one person writes something and then another and then another and so on. (not long posts)

Example:

Person 1: Wolfo wakes up in his bed. He looks over to find…

Person 2: a sweaty and satisfied Antonio Banderas…

Person 3: Wolfo jumps out of the bed then out of the window. Miraculously he…

Get it? Good. I’ll get the ball rolling.

At a bus stop, a robot sits, holding a rose…


#2

The robot sighs, drops the rose, and pulls out a gun


#3

He yells, “Where the f*ck is Rai!? If he’s not here in 5 minutes I’ll…”


#4

“… go on a shooting spree in Old Navy…”


#5

“No! Not the Mannequins!” shouts an old man. They give me such…


#6

“…nightmares. And Fran Drescher… AWWWWW…”


#7

Rai is cowering in a bush overhearing this and


#8

he’s dressed in a Dr Frank-N-Furter customer. He picks at


#9

at a scab on his testicle and cries, wishing he was…


#10

the Great Pumpkin!


#11

…in a cheese shop, drooling over some chedder, but…


#12

(-face/palms-)
Charlie Brown was always so nice to him. Together they would…


#13

RULE THE WORLD WITH AN IRON FIST!


#14

But now there he was, trapped in his favorite outfit that his loli seamstresses made for him. It was time for…


#15

…work when he arrived, Spazzyspam looked him over and said…


#16

“You should really put some pants on. You might…”


#17

…“have a shrinkydink! LOL!”. Rai face/palmed and…


#18

and his eyes lit up as a brilliant idea came to him.


#19

… Cried “That’s why I’m not popular with girls…or mules!” That’s why I’m forced to…


#20

We should have teh secks on the copy machine!

(We should start refreshing right before we post. But… it just keeps happening so fast! -shrug- Still funny.)