ATTN: Hentai


#1

Even though you might not see this until it’s too late, I have a few choice words for you son, so let’s rap. Hentai, we all know you have dreams of being a doctor, but my boy, that’s not a worthwhile way to spend your time. Especially if it interferes with being a moderator on an anime forum. That is what’s serious, not this “medical” nonsense. I know, I know, you want to touch people’s lives with your healing Hentai hands (alliteration is sexy) but it’s not the right path for you. So get over yourself. You’re needed here. We need you to help put members in their places, offer a pithy comment or two. To PM us if our sigs are more than a millimeter above regulation size, and to help cull the newbs every spring. We may not have neat things to play with here like tongue depressors and donated dead bodies, but what we can offer is- what I’m trying to say is, come back to us star child. Medical Degrees are for people who aren’t sexy like we are. Especially that Slowhand. She’s a handsome woman, Hentai. And she misses you just like the rest of us. ;_;


#2

I agree with what you’re saying Pretear, being a doctor is way boring compared to the awesome time to be had moderating the forum! But I have to disagree with you on one thing…

We get dead bodies in all the time! Not sure where they come from, but I’m sure they’re donated! :side:


#3

If only being a moderator came with that nice MD paycheck. But you avoid the costly liability insurance costs, so it could be a toss.


#4

Hentai?..Who?..What?


#5

outlander wrote:

I had no idea “Hentai” was going after a med degree. Well with malpractice and fewer positions available for qualified doctors I think he?she? will end up having some time to post on the forums. So no worries!!! Focus on your future Hentai and add oil!!! jia you :slight_smile:


#6

Rei4Shinji87 wrote:

[quote]outlander wrote:

I think he?she? will end up having some time to post on the forums.[/quote]

Hentai is sans dick but is still a man nonetheless. It got ripped off by wolfo during a particularly nasty lovers quarrel back in '88. Rai ate it.

But srsly Hentai, I’m j/k Rowling. Come back into our lives or whatever.


#7

I’ve only seen you once, Hentai, and now I feel like something is missing from the forums now that you aren’t here! I miss you, mystery man! :<
Come back here so you can give [strike]Tager[/strike] Rei4Shinji87 a nice, introductory hug!


#8

Iron K. Tager wrote:

[quote]I’ve only seen you once, Hentai, and now I feel like something is missing from the forums now that you aren’t here! I miss you, mystery man! :<
Come back here so you can give [strike]Tager[/strike] Rei4Shinji87 a nice, introductory hug![/quote]

I do wish I could have a hug from you Hentai. Feel very uncomfortable knowing that I have not felt your embrace like Tager


#9

I wish that bastard would return soon, he owes me a lobster dinner. No just some casual one either, I’m talking a nice restaurant with a candle lit table outside on the docks. One where we have to get dressed up a bit and feel alive together. But what have I gotten so far? Not even a call back.


#10

I told you Hentai would only break your heart. You shouldn’t have gone all the way so quickly.


#11

dragonrider_cody wrote:

Who knew TAN was filled with such cheap sluts. -glances at Rai who’s glancing at Slowhand who’s glancing at outlander who’s glancing at himself in a mirror-


#12

Cheap workers of the night? (glances into wallet, then realizes the dangers of cheap workers of the night. Uses sanitation spray and walks away from thread).


#13

DID YOU JUST CALL ME CHEAP PRETEAR.

He’ll be back as soon as they figure out he only wanted to be a doctor to tell people to disrobe in front of him. He’s the original, the moderator’s moderator, and the second THAT’S RIGHT SECOND person to sign up to the forums.

I’m the first by the by, as I always am. Don’t worry your pretty little heads over him, he’ll come crawling back, and that’s when I’ll turn my back on him!

TOM SELLECK FUH LIFE.


#14

Rai wrote:

[quote]DID YOU JUST CALL ME CHEAP PRETEAR.

He’ll be back as soon as they figure out he only wanted to be a doctor to tell people to disrobe in front of him. He’s the original, the moderator’s moderator, and the second THAT’S RIGHT SECOND person to sign up to the forums.

I’m the first by the by, as I always am. Don’t worry your pretty little heads over him, he’ll come crawling back, and that’s when I’ll turn my back on him!

TOM SELLECK FUH LIFE.[/quote]

We’re pretty.


#15

Fuck that stache and its absence!


#16

Hentai was last online 9 days ago. Whuuuuuuuu…?


#17

It’s apart of his plan for a revolution.


#18

And wolfo was last online 32 days ago… Derp?


#19

What an asshole, I didn’t even get a PM from my internet waifu!


#20

Funny how a quick trip to the convenience store can turn into a several month long soul-searching journey with that leper down the street.