Create your own "Weird Al" songs

Had an idea when I heard this song the other day. Re-lyric songs to reference a show or a character kinda like how Weird Al does.

Remember to post the original song for reference.

Bonus points if you can guess which show or character is being referenced on other users songs.

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Okay. I’ll start:

The Reddest Eyes in Sainan
(sung to The Bluest Eyes in Texas by Restless Heart)

The lonesome Sainan sun was setting low.
And in the screens projection I watched her go.
I can still see the wind in her golden hair.
I close my eyes for a moment and she is there.

The reddest eyes in Sainan are bewitching me tonight. Like the stars that fill the midnight sky, her memory fills my mind. Where did she go wrong? Did she wait too long? Or can she make it right? The reddest eyes in Sainan are bewitching me tonight.

Another place, another mark’s doom.
Another life that ended way too soon.
Left the planet way before the dawn.
And she barely has the strength to carry on.

The reddest eyes in Sainan are bewitching me tonight. Like the stars that fill the midnight sky, her memory fills my mind. Where did she go wrong? Did she wait too long? Or can she make it right? The reddest eyes in Sainan are bewitching me tonight.

For every life she takes, she pays the price. Cause I can’t forget the tears in her red eyes.

The reddest eyes in Sainan are bewitching me tonight. Like the stars that fill the midnight sky, her memory fills my mind. Where did she go wrong? Did she wait too long? How can she make it right? The reddest eyes in Sainan are bewitching me tonight.

The reddest eyes in Sainan are bewitching me tonight

And the song for reference:

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Captain Kirk

(Sung to the tune Planet Earth by Duran Duran)

He is the Captain of the USS Enterprise
His ability to command is no surprise
He bags alien babes like they’re going out of Style
His Vulcan first officer never smiles

Shields up/down all around
There’s no sign of life
Hailing frequencies open now
Can’t you see him now
Oh this is Captain Kirk
You’re looking at Captain Kirk

Second verse is weak though lol
Klingons and Romulans run away from him in fear
He is a leader without peer

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Sung to the 1960’ Spider-man theme song

Iron Man, Iron Man
Multi-Billionaire Iron Man

A metal suit
And really smart
And it’s powered by an arc reactor heart
Hey there, there goes the Iron Man

Is he Strong?
Listen Men,
He has an Exo-powered Skeleton

Can he fly
In the sky?
Just look up and you’ll see why
Hey there, there goes the Iron man

In the bright of day at the scene of a crime
Like missle bright he arrives just in time

Iron man, Iron man
Multi billionaire Iron man
Wealth & Fame
He’s got it all
Repulsor rays
And AI on call

To him, life is a great big bang up
Wherever you find a hang up, you’ll find the Iron Man

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She’s an angel
sung to the tune of I’m no angel by Gregg Allman

Yes, she’s an angel
No, she’s no stranger to the streets
She’s got the label
And she won’t crumble at your feet

And I know, baby
So she’s got scars upon her cheek
But she’s not crazy
Come on and love her, baby

So you found her hard to handle
Well, she’s easier to hold
So you like her swords that jingle
And she’ll never leave you cold
So she might take her money
And buy taiyaki that’s gold
She’s an angel, mmm

Yes, she’s an angel
No, she’s no stranger to the dark
Let her rock your cradle
Let her start a fire with your spark

Oh, come on, baby
Come and let her show you her trans too
Let her drive you crazy
Come on and love her, baby

So I care all the darn about her
She’ll never treat you bad
She’ll rarely ever lift a hand to hurt you
And will always leave you glad
So she might take her money
And buy taiyaki that’s gold
She’s an angel

She’s an angel
No, she’s no stranger to the dark
Let her rock your cradle
Let her start a fire in your heart

Oh, come on, baby
Come and let her show you her trans too
Let her drive you crazy
Come on and love her, baby

Come on, baby
Drive you crazy
Drive you crazy

Come on, baby, wooh
Come on, baby
Oh, come on, baby

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