Guy's Opinions On Stuff

Ha! But what if he didn’t brush his teeth first?

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Wait, ok…no…ok wait…Are we in the future? Cuz if theyve made bionic hands and feet, then its jsut a matter of logic!

If we’re not in the future, then that would be a real thinker…>.>

Present time I’m afraid. -snip snip-

That just means you were afraid yesterday, today you have something else to feel about.

Que?

Okay, you have a once in a lifetime shot with your celebrity crush. Only one thing: you know she just banged another guy not 5 minutes ago. Do you still go for it?

Lo and behold the invention of the condom.

Though maybe not, for other reasons other than the guy ahead of me.

Probably; unless she had an STD. Could we get her tested first?

No you don’t go for it. You never ruin your fantasy by inserting reality. Your entire pre-constructed view of the world will collapse upon itself thus causing the world to implode you fool.

PretearHimeno wrote:

[quote]Que?

Okay, you have a once in a lifetime shot with your celebrity crush. Only one thing: you know she just banged another guy not 5 minutes ago. Do you still go for it?[/quote]

Paper towel.

fillet wrote:

[quote]PretearHimeno wrote:

[quote]Que?

Okay, you have a once in a lifetime shot with your celebrity crush. Only one thing: you know she just banged another guy not 5 minutes ago. Do you still go for it?[/quote]

Paper towel.[/quote]

Bounty, the quicker picker-upper. =O

PretearHimeno wrote:

[quote]Hah. Actually, I fully expected the men to say “Swimsuit models because they’re wet!” or something equally crude.
[/quote]

LoL I was ganna say that. :stuck_out_tongue: Swimsuit is my final answer.

PretearHimeno wrote:

[quote]A toughie:
TAN guy you’d “go gay” with if you had to (for some unforeseen reason).[/quote]

I don’t go gay, even for unforeseen reasons.

PretearHimeno wrote:

[quote]
Cougars? Would you hit that?[/quote]

What?..no way…Old people are well…old

PretearHimeno wrote:

Uhm…This one is a toughie. I will skip it :stuck_out_tongue: . Really thats a real hard question it’s not fair.

PretearHimeno wrote:

[quote]
Okay, you have a once in a lifetime shot with your celebrity crush. Only one thing: you know she just banged another guy not 5 minutes ago. Do you still go for it?[/quote]

Hmmm nah. Keep it in my head. It’s best not to mix fantasy and reality, like Flowering said. It will ruin it…

I think you might need something a bit stronger than that. You know for all that splody you’ll be causing for destroying the universe.

Megan Fox, the new Angelina?

Um, are you serious? No.

Fox doesn’t scare me. Blood vial, incestuous gal does. So I would say no.

Last slice of pizza in the box. You and your buddy both want it. Do you:

A: Engage in fisticuffs to decide who gets it.
B: Man with the fastest hands
C: Screw it let him have it.
Or
D: You already ate it while he went to the bathroom.

By all means ask the questions in MY thread. lol

Perhaps this is a personal crisis for Flowering.

Flowering wrote:

[quote]Last slice of pizza in the box. You and your buddy both want it. Do you:

A: Engage in fisticuffs to decide who gets it.
B: Man with the fastest hands
C: Screw it let him have it.
Or
D: You already ate it while he went to the bathroom.[/quote]

This would have to involve me sharing in the first place. I would not, I would buy my own pizza.