It means that hentai while acting upon his modly duties neglected to express his appreciaion for these images of fine, young ladies, several of whom are Houstonians.
Not only that I did include a women’s gift, I might do a speedo one or you ladies if you like.
I can’t find a pic of it, but now I want to post the wire test dummy from Futurama that says “The two things I believe in are commitment and changing myself.”
Kudos if you know the episode where that comes from.
I am not sure, but when the label says, “Do not take before driving or using heavy machinery” THEY AREN’T KIDDING! And they definitely need to add “Do not go to Vegas either.”