I can just see it!! I am so stupid tired right now that it makes perfect sense! 
So thatâs where Disney gets all the digital effects for Miley Cyrus! Another mystery solved!
So cruel!! I love it!!

Me! Me! It was me!
I knew it. You were secretly basement cat all along! Pretear owes me a dollar.
Then she canât buy her moon pies.
Wtf? Since when do I eat moon pies?! -goes to give Rai a wedgie for starting that rumor-
Are you saying that you donât like moon pies?
Whatâs wrong with moon pies?
I posted an intelligent post on political irony can I has moonpie nao? may b cheezberger?
I only have moon pies.
Here. Help yourself.

How about if someone moons you and throws a pie at your face? 

Great! Do you have any RC cola?
Dude, I havenât had one of those things since childhood.
they are rare in places, but Wal-Mart has them
I thought that was you. Sneaky, sneakyâŚ

She is trying to trick you. Evil little kitty.
That move is how they lull you in a false sense of security, right before they make their fatal blow!