365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
May 18, 2020
- I was confident about one thing: stopping this pre-Madonna. (prima donna)
- To make the death penalty less torturous, the gelatin was invented. (guillotine)
from college freshmen papers
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Poison injected gelatin 
That is just sooo wrong. Ugh.
Mark Gosdin
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
May 22, 2020
- MSI NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 Aero ITX 6 GB 1920Bit GDDRS Graphics Card
Price: $329.00 - After Rebate: $414.99 - MSI GeFORCE GTX 1060 Gaming X 6 GB 192-Bit GDDRS Graphics Card
Price: $339.00 - After Rebate: $429.99
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That rebate just gives those Graphics Cards away!
What store is that at? I need to go there tomorrow and stock up!
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
May 25, 2020
A man reported that a squirrel was running in circles on Davis Drive and was not sure if it was sick or had been hit by a car. An officer responded and as he drove on the street he ran over the squirrel.
- police blotter item, Madison, Connecticut
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
May 28, 2020
We would also like to thank Mrs. SL Evans of Oakdale, who correctly pointed out that it was Noah who built Noah’s Ark and not Moses, which we stated in our May 12 edition.
- correction notice, Caerphilly Observer (UK)
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Um… how do you make a mistake like that?
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Just follow the links!
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
May 30, 2020
SOLAR SYSTEM PLAGUED AGAIN BY THIEVES
- headline, The Greater New Milford Spectrum, Connecticut
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Looks like them Bodacious Space Pirates are at it again!
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June 8, 2020
We’re not tracking what websites you visit, only the web address.
- Australian politician George Brandis on mandatory tracking of Internet traffic
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What. The. Hell.
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