365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
May 25, 2020
A man reported that a squirrel was running in circles on Davis Drive and was not sure if it was sick or had been hit by a car. An officer responded and as he drove on the street he ran over the squirrel.
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
May 28, 2020
We would also like to thank Mrs. SL Evans of Oakdale, who correctly pointed out that it was Noah who built Noah’s Ark and not Moses, which we stated in our May 12 edition.
Um… how do you make a mistake like that?
Just follow the links!
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
May 30, 2020
SOLAR SYSTEM PLAGUED AGAIN BY THIEVES
Looks like them Bodacious Space Pirates are at it again!
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 8, 2020
We’re not tracking what websites you visit, only the web address.
What. The. Hell.
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 19, 2020
DOG SAVES OWNER’S LIFE AFTER CAT STARTS FIRE
Or was it a ploy by the dog to set up the cat???
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 20, 2020
Dispatcher: 9-1-1. What’s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
this is dads in panic mode, things become very narrow. He is only thinking of the baby hilarious
