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October 25, 2022
I have two weapons: my arms, my legs, and my brain.
- football player Michael Vick
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Iād REALLY hate to watch him balance his bank accountā¦
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October 29, 2022
No human can give so much love to a human as a human can give only to a human.
- Slovak politician Andrej Danko
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What the world needs now is love, sweet loveā¦ 
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
November 11, 2022
Caller: Hello! Our printer wonāt stop printing! Please help! Itās going through a lot of pages!
Tech Support: Okay, has the print queue been cleared?
Caller: Iām not sure, but weāve stopped it for the moment.
Tech Support: You say youāve stopped the printer, have you unplugged it?
Caller: No, weāve put a spoon in it.
Tech Support: Sorry, youāve put a what in it?
Caller: A spoon! We jammed it in the front. The paper isnāt moving now. Was that bad?
Tech Support: Well, to be hones, itās not greatā¦
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
November 12, 2022
Experimental replication shows knives manufactured from frozen human feces do not work.
- headline: Journal of Archaeological Science website
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I donāt even know why this was an Experiment. How many $$$$ did it cost.
Mark Gosdin
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Imagine the pitch that was made in order to do it
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