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December 9, 2022
A single cough can spread germans across two supermarket aisles.
- The Daily Mail (UK)
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December 12, 2022
Reporter: If you could have any superpower, what superpower would you want?
Football player Rob Gronkowski: A time machine. So if I wanted to be in Florida, it’d be like, “Boom! I’m in Florida!”
- interview in the Toronto Star
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December 14, 2022
Caller: My cable box is broken. Roughly every minute the channel goes up. I tried turning it off and on. I tried unplugging it. I made sure no one was sitting on the remote. Nothing works!
Tech Support: What does it currently show on the front of the box, sir?
Caller: Channel 932.
Tech Support: And what time is it, sir?
Caller: 9:32. Oh.
- support call to a cable provider
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December 17, 2022
Dog Eat Dog host Ulrika Jonsson: If I travel at sixty miles an hour, how far do I travel in ten minutes?
Contestant: Two hundress thousand miles.
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