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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
January 26, 2024
Caller: I’d like to call and report a fire.
9-1-1 Operator: Where is it located, sir?
Caller: On the hillside. Oh God! It’s getting bigger! The whole top of the hill is on fire now!
9-1-1 Operator: Stay calm, sir, we’ll send someone out. What’s the location?
Caller: It’s getting bigger! Doesn’t anybody else see this? It’s lighting up the sky around it! It’s huge! Oh God! Oh… oh, wait—
9-1-1 Operator: Sir?
Caller: I am SO sorry. I’m not usually out this time of night, I just got off work late. That’s the sun. I’m really embarrassed.
- actual 9-1-1 call
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
February 3, 2024
Can you make sure I don’t get a window seat on the plane? Because I just had my hair done.
- question asked of a travel agent
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