Yami: “We needed ranch…”
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Yami, you gotta’ be careful what you ask for.
Mark Gosdin
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
May 31, 2024
Lawyer: What is your name?
Witness: Jessica M.
Lawyer: And what is your martial status?
Witness: Adequate.
- actual testimony from court records
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 5, 2024
- sign in a restroom, Osaka, Japan
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Can I have that sign for my store?
I mean… If you can’t aim, at least clean up after yourself… I’m sick of cleaning the toilet seat before using it myself…"
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We used to have a sign in one of the places I worked
“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat”
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In my experience signs like that in the toilet are taken as a challenge by some individuals to see how far away they can stand and still hit the target.
Mark Gosdin
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I guess she took him on…
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
June 24, 2024
Tipping Point host Ben Shepard: Which biblical character did the Dance of the Seven Veils before Herod II?
Contestant: Jesus.
Correct answer
Salome
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Nemesis: “I thought it was Indy’s No-pants Day…”
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