Some Little Funnies

Yami: “We needed ranch…”

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Yami, you gotta’ be careful what you ask for.

Mark Gosdin

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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

May 31, 2024

Lawyer: What is your name?
Witness: Jessica M.
Lawyer: And what is your martial status?
Witness: Adequate.

  • actual testimony from court records
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar

June 5, 2024

PLEASE URINATE WITH

PRECISION AND ELEGANCE

  • sign in a restroom, Osaka, Japan
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Can I have that sign for my store?

I mean… If you can’t aim, at least clean up after yourself… I’m sick of cleaning the toilet seat before using it myself…"

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We used to have a sign in one of the places I worked

“If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat”

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In my experience signs like that in the toilet are taken as a challenge by some individuals to see how far away they can stand and still hit the target.

Mark Gosdin

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I guess she took him on…

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