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April 2, 2024
The Egyptians built the pyramids in the shape of a huge rectangular cube.
- on a student test
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Someone got dropped off by the wrong aliens. 
Maybe it was the Borg?
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April 9, 2024
Hello I am the IRS you need to pay me $1500 in Walmart gift cards or you will be placed under the rest.
- MMS message
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April 11, 2024
REMAINDER:
When close the start dooring, do please not block them with a jar, bur rather with a hand. Damages elevator, the.
Loading. When please have someone fully open half, hopefully with or with a full hand, belly button. Elevator.
Thank-you? You.
- sign in an elevator, Indonesia
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April 15, 2024
To meet the qualifying child test, your child must be younger than you.
- in the US government IRS website
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Not as “Stupid” as you might think. Most likely this is on a dependent page, and you can claim your parents as dependents. They might be covering cases where someone remarries, and the one they remarry to happens to be younger than a child they have, so the new parent is younger than the child. I am not sure if the child would be at an age where they would still be covered at this point. I haven’t really looked myself, but I think there’s an age range where you’re unable to be claimed as a dependent at all, hence the not being covered anyway.
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April 17, 2024
Oh my God, Kourtney. I’m gonna cry for you. This is, like, my biggest fear of life. You have a stretch mark.
- reality personality Kim Kardashian on Keeping Up with the Kardashians
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May 5, 2024
Attorney: When did you get married?
Witness: Cinco de Mayo.
Attorney: Do you recall what the date was that day?
- court testimony, Minnesota
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May 11, 2024
Like an octopus falling out of a tree.
- golf commentator David Feherty on Jim Furyk’s swing
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May 14, 2024
Tour company did not warn me that I would get wet during the Wild River Rafting trip. It ruined by $300 leather bag…
- complaint posted in an online review of a tour company
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Hmmm, Wild River Giant Hamster Ball Rafting then??
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May 17, 2024
The chairman Steve had come into the dressing room, and he just said three simple words to me: “You’re taking training on Monday morning.”
- soccer manager Dougie Freedman
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