365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
March 23, 2025
Remember - Church Service tomorrow at 2pm. Please join us for refreshments afterwards and if we can wash your dirty willies, please bring them along.
Thank you.
I am so sorry, it’s WELLIES!!!
WELLINGTON BOOTS. Sincere apologies for any offense caused.
– from a church’s online message forum
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
April 1, 2025
SORRY WE ARE CLOSED TODAY.
DUE TO SHORT PEOPLE.
WE WILL BE BACK ON WEDNESDAY.
- sign on a coffee shop door, Lincoln, Nebraska
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
April 11, 2025
DUE TO UNSEEN CIRCUMCISE, WE WILL BE CLOSING AT 6PM FRIDAY.
- sign at a drugstore, New York City
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Well yeah if you get it done later in life it’s going to be a bit tender down there for awhile 
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