365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
March 23, 2025
Remember - Church Service tomorrow at 2pm. Please join us for refreshments afterwards and if we can wash your dirty willies, please bring them along.
Thank you.
I am so sorry, it’s WELLIES!!!
WELLINGTON BOOTS. Sincere apologies for any offense caused.
– from a church’s online message forum
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
April 1, 2025
SORRY WE ARE CLOSED TODAY.
DUE TO SHORT PEOPLE.
WE WILL BE BACK ON WEDNESDAY.
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
April 11, 2025
DUE TO UNSEEN CIRCUMCISE, WE WILL BE CLOSING AT 6PM FRIDAY.
Well yeah if you get it done later in life it’s going to be a bit tender down there for awhile 
365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
April 24, 2025
Caller: I’ve forgotten my password.
Tech support: We can reset it. First, let’s pick a security question you like, something like, what’s your favorite sports team?
Caller: Can I make my own?
Tech support: Sure.
Caller: How about, what is today’s dat?
Tech support: Ummm… we can do that, but I’d really recommend something else.
Caller: No. That’s what I want.
(Tech support sets it up and the call is ended.)
One day later
Caller: My answer to the security question isn’t working! It was working fine yesterday!
Nemesis: “Yeah… Those hurt WAY worse…”
