Things to Ponder

They ran out of ketchup and mustard.

[quote=“Snowy Stampede” post=110694]My what a convenient question after watching South Park last night.

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Cold, hard porcelain.

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It would be funny to hear somebody describing their day as wet, cold and hard.

[quote=“Snowy Stampede” post=111161]It would be funny to hear somebody describing their day as wet, cold and hard.

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Because the word “boring” was already being used? :stuck_out_tongue:

We also know handball was already used. I say just to start up a discussion about balls.

Because they’re nothing but hams.

Yeah, I think hand egg is more appropriate.

Arnold’s head

It’s stupid and illogical, but you do it anyway.

I didn’t know Justin Bieber was a Girl Scout in the '60s.

Oh, come on. Everyone knew that!

-_- Now I’m going to think that forever… Thanks a lot Pretear…

On a side note, today is April 15th, which is the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic.

its currently raining and the weatherman says “there is a 30% chance of rain today”. :blink:

That just means you’re in the 30% of the coverage area that got rain.

From an old comedian. “Why aren’t Asteroids called Hemorrhoids and Hemorrhoids called Asteroids?” Think about that one!
Slick

[quote=“slickwolfie” post=113927]From an old comedian. “Why aren’t Asteroids called Hemorrhoids and Hemorrhoids called Asteroids?” Think about that one!
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oooh! :angry:

driving on the parkway and parking in the driveway!