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#241

They ran out of ketchup and mustard.


#242

[quote=“Snowy Stampede” post=110694]My what a convenient question after watching South Park last night.

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Cold, hard porcelain.


#243

It would be funny to hear somebody describing their day as wet, cold and hard.


#244

[quote=“Snowy Stampede” post=111161]It would be funny to hear somebody describing their day as wet, cold and hard.

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Because the word “boring” was already being used? :stuck_out_tongue:


#245

We also know handball was already used. I say just to start up a discussion about balls.


#246

Because they’re nothing but hams.


#247

Yeah, I think hand egg is more appropriate.


#248

Arnold’s head


#249

#250

It’s stupid and illogical, but you do it anyway.


#251


#252

I didn’t know Justin Bieber was a Girl Scout in the '60s.


#253

Oh, come on. Everyone knew that!


#254


#255

-_- Now I’m going to think that forever… Thanks a lot Pretear…

On a side note, today is April 15th, which is the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic.


#256

its currently raining and the weatherman says “there is a 30% chance of rain today”. :blink:


#257

That just means you’re in the 30% of the coverage area that got rain.


#258

From an old comedian. “Why aren’t Asteroids called Hemorrhoids and Hemorrhoids called Asteroids?” Think about that one!
Slick


#259

[quote=“slickwolfie” post=113927]From an old comedian. “Why aren’t Asteroids called Hemorrhoids and Hemorrhoids called Asteroids?” Think about that one!
Slick[/quote]

oooh! :angry:

driving on the parkway and parking in the driveway!


#260