Today I received a check in the mail for $3000 and a congratulations letter! The letter said I won a contest that I don’t recall entering; it is a total for $70000; many companies were involved with long convoluted names; it said I had to contact someone before cashing the initial $3000 so I could prepare an account; the estimated tax amount was WWWAAAYYYY off; and the check failed all the security features it stated it had…
Deep down a little gullible part of me was going “YAY! $70000!” The rest of my mind groaned and said
I reported it to my bank, the local police got a copy of the letter and voided check to add to the fraud list, and I called the actual bank with the address on the letter and check (which does NOT match the bank actually there) and they were aware of the fraud.
I don’t like being pessimistic, but that side is so often right…
Because by the time you get there, it magically turns into here. Besides, wherever I am, I am here.
You can’t be here; I’m here, and you’re there, not here. :P[/quote]
Wait… Newshawk is “here”, and you’re “here”, and I’m “here”, but you’re all not “here”, and you’re both actually “there”. But your “there”, and his “there” are not the same place… so then that means I must be an orange. :blink:
[quote=“Hornet65” post=119808]Wait… Newshawk is “here”, and you’re “here”, and I’m “here”, but you’re all not “here”, and you’re both actually “there”. But your “there”, and his “there” are not the same place… so then that means I must be an orange. :blink:
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And thus we come to my afternoon snack today, whereby the orange is no longer here yet still is. :evil: