Great minds Froggy! :laugh:
“So you guys have been living here, hating Tytania since a million years ago?”
Fan – Tytania (ep 23)
“It’s Princess Kikuri! Address me as “princess”, you pervy eyeball!”
Kikuri to Ren – Hell Girl: Three Vessels (ep 1)
“What’s the meaning of this, Hiraishi? Are you going to curse me? You’ve watched too much anime. This is stupid.”
Hideto Tange - Girl: Three Vessels (ep 1)
“I think women are scary.”
Jyunpei - Nyan Koi! (ep 2)
(Chouun) “Oh, a vow of sisterhood? So who’s the attacker and who’s the receiver?”
(Choi) “If it was my choice, I would be the attacker.”
(Kanu) “Hey, don’t answer without having a clue!”
Koihime+Muso | Episode 2: Kan’u Faces Death with Chou’un
[spoiler]Takumi: “I see…… Our compatibility is just that terrible, is it?”
Misa: “Hang on Usui! Are you really the type to be swayed by a fortune telling?”
Takumi: “Is that why I’m the only one you’re so cold to?”
Misa: “No, it’s because you’re a perverted freak.”
Takumi: “It must be our COMPATIBILITY that makes you say that.”
Misa: “Are you a frickin’ idiot?!”
Takumi: “Will you not allow me to be with you?”
Misa: “What, you plan to abandon me over something as simple as this?!”
Maid-Sama! (ep 25)[/spoiler]
Misa: “Look, you’re taking this too far!”
Takumi: “If you don’t put this on, I’ll get naked. You don’t mind if I get naked and dance the crazy dance in front of the school?”
Misa: “Okay, fine, just don’t strip, you pervert.”
Maid-Sama! (ep 25)
“If Misaki gets mad at me for not knowing when to quit, I’ll deal with it when it comes.”
Hinata – Maid-Sama! (ep 25)
-‘You need a ticket to ride, mister, and I dont give a damn…’
-Some bus driver, ‘Trigun’
“A moment of happiness. An eternity of suffering. If that’s how it is, I want eternity. I want to take my last breath wrapped in your tender thorns.”
Eugene De Volkan - Hanasakeru Seishinen (episode #24)
“You were peering into my thoughts again, weren’t you? You perverted alien! What’s with these superhuman abilities of yours?! Making flowers bloom, reading thoughts… Just who are you?!”
Misa - Maid-Sama! (ep 26)
[spoiler]“If we hadn’t done that game, I wouldn’t have realized. The truth is, I’ve always wanted to hold your hand!”
Misa - Maid-Sama! (ep 26)[/spoiler]
“You ask me if I’ve been holding back? I’ve held back so much that I can’t easily answer. I’m doing so right now…”
Takumi - Maid-Sama! (ep 26)
[spoiler]Takumi: “This is what I’m truly thinking, right this minute. I’m crazy about you, Ayuzawa.”
Misa: “I… I hate you.”
Takumi: “True to form. You’re too cruel, Ayuzawa.”
Misa: “Usui, you idiot.”
Maid-Sama! (ep 26)[/spoiler]
“We’re not like your run-of-the-mill couple!”
Ken – You’re Under Arrest: Fast & Furious (ep 14)
“If I only needed complaints and sarcasm, there are many others out there who can take your place.”
Dr. Li to Mahdi – Tytania (ep 24)
“You must be the feisty-girl magnet!”
Miranda to Fan – Tytania (ep 24)
Aisha: “Are we hiding in here?”
Sei: “Yes. It’s a bit tight, but It can’t be helped. We have to stay really close in order for our bodies to fit. Don’t worry, I am very eager to feel your body next to mine.”
Aisha: “I see then… What?! What do you mean eager…!?”
Koihime Muso (ep 2)
Sei: “Because of the size of your boobs, we couldn’t fit a larger weapon.”
Aisha: “My breasts were not the only ones taking up space!”
Sei: “Hm, you are right. Your buns might have taken up more space than your boobs.”
Koihime Muso (ep 2)
“What the hell are you doing stealing Kaede’s underwear?! Why didn’t you steal my underwear?! All you had to do was ask!”
Nagi - Nyan Koi (Ep. 8)
“No wiretapping until you’re 20.”
Akari (to Kotone) - Nyan Koi (Ep. 8)
Mr. Kimura: Please talk some sense into your girls Ms. Kurosawa. I mean don’t you find it rather odd? This is the swim team’s booth and no one’s in a swim suit!
Kagura & Nyamo: Uh…
Mr. Kimura: Ugh… okay, I’ll let the swimsuits go.
Kagura: Yes sir!
Mr. Kimura: I think I’d like a glass of pool water!
Kagura: Sir?
Mr. Kimura: POOL WATER! AS IN WATER FROM THE POOL THAT YOU GIRLS HAVE BEEN SWIMMING IN!
Kagura: WHAT! We don’t have any of that!
Mr. Kimura: [deep sigh]
Love this show :woohoo:
Kagura: “Health me! Health me!”
Gintoki: “You mean “help me”? Whats wrong?”
Gintama (ep 29)
Kagura: “I can’t stand them! They’re creepy! Shape! Shape up now!”
Gintoki: “Help me”. Okay?”
Gintama (ep 29)
Kagura: “Pulp! Pulp fiction!”
Gintoki: “You mean “help me.”
Gintama (ep 29)
Gintoki: “Hey, Shimura. Behind you.”
Shimura: “Hump me! Hump me!”
Gintoki: “You mean “help me.”
Gintama (ep 29)
“Nothing good comes from getting involved with cats.”
Junpei – Nyan Koi! (ep 1)
“I think you should be careful that your unnaturally swelling cow udder breasts don’t turn into something that resembles over pickled daikon radishes that have been left out on the counter too long!”
Mahoro to Saori – Mahoromatic (ep 3)
Eve from Needless (ep 1)
“My name is Eve Neuschwanstein. It is a bit long, so you can just call me Honored Miss Eve Neuschwanstein.”
Adam: “That’s longer. Longer!”
Cruz: “My name’s Cruz Schild.”
“I’ll call you Yamada for short, okay?”
Adam: “You’re having a dig at him, aren’t you?”
Cruz: “I’m a member of the rebel group that attacked Simeon’s leader.”
“Simian? What?!”
Adam: “Simeon!”
“Because of what you did, Teriyaki Steaks are out all over the place!!”
Adam: “You mean ‘Testaments’.”
“I don’t care if it’s Simians or Primates that you’re after!”
Adam: “It’s Simeon!”
:laugh: sbitzer - that was a great first episode!
“I saw his eyes… I didn’t think they were the eyes of a man who could survive in captivity.”
Fan Hyulick (regarding Zarlish) – Tytania (ep 26)
“Destiny is ironic.”
Dr. Li – Tytania (ep 26)
“Whatever that’s destined to happen will happen. That’s life, you know.”
Fan Hyulick – Tytania (ep 26)
Ariabert: “You’re here today, but could be gone tomorrow.”
Jusran: “Nothing in this world is forever. The universe where we live will eventually return to nothingness.”
Tytania (ep 26)
"So, shall we go out there and fry up some Narima Daikon?"
Sousuke Sagura - Full Metal Panic! (episode 14)
"Hey, did something with four wheels, two legs, and two arms just blow past us?"
Ragnorok - Soul Eater (episode 19)
"Real men know when to run like a little bitch."
Kanta Mizuno - Desert Punk (I forget which episode)
Chizuru: “Could it be you’re… starting to get interested in girl’s bodies?”
Jyunpei: “She’s sexually harassing me! Is she a college student or a dirty old man?”
Nyan Koi! (ep 3)
“Are you in high school? If you like, come in sometime! To play with my cat, that is…”
Hostess – Nyan Koi! (ep 3)
Nyan Koi! Episode 10
Kotone gives the group a history lesson for Kanako’s report
“Everyone, this is…”
Akari: “…Tokiwa Shrine.”
Kanako: “I see.” (takes notes)
“By the way, this is the place I go in the middle of the night to nail curse dolls to trees! During the day there’s 108 steps, but at night there are amazingly 109!”
Junpei: “Hey, wait a sec…”
“Continuing on, this is the second of the seven mysteries. A park where you can hear weeping at night!”
Kanako: “I see…” (takes more notes)
Junpei: “Yeah, but…”
“The third of the seven mysteries. The Haunted Cat House.”
Kanako: “Ooh…” (still taking notes) spooky cat meowing in background
Junpei: “Something just meowed!”
“Four! An apartment complex with no open rooms!”
Kanako: “Ooh…” (yet more note-taking)
“Five! The bridge of immortal divorce…” (Kanako’s pencil still working away)
“Six! A bar with totally rip-off prices!” (you’d think Kanako would need more paper)
Junpei: “We’re totally missing the point here! And aren’t we getting more recent?”
“And then we have… Sweet is scary! Sweet is scary! The best Japanese sweets in the shopping district!”
Junpei: “What are you, a tour guide?”
Kanako: “Thank you, really! I should be able to write a good report now.”
“It was a pleasure.”
Junpei: “You’re gonna repeat a year.”
Needless Episode 3
Blade: “And this one is for Gido, the old man that you burned to death!”
Gido: “I’m not dead!”
The way Gido says that line just cracks me up every time! :laugh:
Teruyama: “Even if I die here, I’ll keep on hating you for as long as I live!”
Think about that statement for a while… :huh:
Blade: “Don’t be a bad sport, bub.”
Teruyama: “DON’T BUB ME! I’m Momiji Teruyama, the NEEDLESS OF FLAME!”
Eve: “So, Uchida for short, right?”
Blade, Gido: “NOOOOOOOOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO!!”
Cruz: “Yay! I’ve got a friend!!”
“To think that people like you have third-generation types just like mine. The country that’s all about quantity… (China) and the country that’s all about old tradition… (England) They must be extremely short-handed.”
Laura Bodewig - Infinite Stratos (ep 7)
…Sheesh, talk about a nationalist! Being from Germany, she’s probably referring to the fact that Germany makes high-quality, up-to-date things, and that other countries are not worthy of them.
“That’s going overboard, Jimmy. Idiots, in their own idiotic way, have their own idiotic problems!”
Gintoki – Gintama (ep 32)
“Today I received a new title.”
Ayumu – Kore was Zombie desu ka? (ep 5)