Vash: I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Dont hesitate to call.
Milly: Hehehehe, What are you talking about Mr. Vash the Stampede?
Vash: Huh? I HATE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BY MY FULL NAME!
–from Trigun
“It’s not there, ok? So, just get back to making out in the bedroom or whatever you kids do these days. Huh? What did I say? I can’t encourage that!”
Akio to Nagisa and Tomoya – Clannad
“I think you need to take your brain in for some repairs.”
Tomoya to Akio - Clannad
LadyOfWicca wrote:
[quote]“It’s not there, ok? So, just get back to making out in the bedroom or whatever you kids do these days. Huh? What did I say? I can’t encourage that!”
Akio to Nagisa and Tomoya – Clannad
[/quote]
Loved that line. :laugh:
Haruhi Suzumiya: “Our goal for each year should be to increase the number of goals we set for ourselves.” - The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
“So you’ve returned. My lovely daughter who has inherited my superb genes and Mr. Nobody from nowhere.”
Akio to Nagisa and Tomoya – Clannad
Tomoya: “Talk about doting parents.”
Akio: “Just wait. One day, when you have a daughter, you’ll be the same way we are.”
Tomoya: “Yeah right. Are you kidding me?”
Nagisa: “Oh, I don’t know. You guys are a lot alike.”
Clannad
“Wouldn’t it be funny if we woke up tomorrow and we were boyfriend and girlfriend?”
Tomoya to Nagisa – Clannad
“You tried to become a blue rose, but couldn’t. You’re a failed rose.”
Masumi – Glass Mask
“O pitiful shadow lost in the darkness,
Demeaning and bringing harm to others,
O damned soul, wallowing in sin,
Care to give death a try?”
Ai Enma – Hell Girl: Two Mirrors
“I consign this grievance to Hell.”
Ai Enma – Hell Girl: Two Mirrors
“Your grievance shall be avenged.”
Ai Enma – Hell Girl: Two Mirrors
This one really made me laugh!
“Help. Like for real.”
Yumie – Hell Girl: Two Mirrors
Yumerai Episode #2
[spoiler]
Teacher:“It’s wonderful!!! With the exception of Mikori, everybody passed the test, I am so proud of you!”
background Yeaaahhhh!!!
Mikori:“What?!”
Teacher:“Tomokazu Mikori, you got a ZERO!”
Mikori:“Are you serious?!”
Teacher:“You’re stupid, I mean, I knew you were stupid, but I didn’t know you were this stupid. It’s so damn bad it’s funny! Ahahahaha!”
Mikori:“Huh? But some of them aren’t marked out.”
Teacher:“But I felt WAVES of stupid EVIL coming from the hand writing itself! I had to give you a zero!”[/spoiler]
“The Colonel may be a creep and a jerk, but at least we can trust him.”
Ed – FMA Brotherhood
“I’m gonna eat yams and fart 'til I pass out.”
Sasshi from Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi.
“I solve anything by burning it!”
Explosive Heat Magical Girl Kyouko – To Love-Ru (ep 20)
“The safety of the shopping district is more important than world peace.”
Fire Chief – To Love-Ru (ep 20)
“Careful old man - they put you on early retirement when you start talking to your pants.”
Chief (to himself) – You’re Under Arrest TV (ep 43)
LadyOfWicca wrote:
[quote]“Careful old man - they put you on early retirement when you start talking to your pants.”
Chief (to himself) – You’re Under Arrest TV (ep 43)[/quote]
Loved that one. :laugh:
“The past is the past… and the future is the future. A man is a man, and a woman is a woman. I am who I am, and you are who you are. Like it really matters anyway…”
“What ever happens, happens.”
-clears throat-
“TANAKAAAAAAAA!!!”
(from Pretear)
Azumanga Daioh (Ep 4)
“Question! Mr. Kimura, why did you become a high school teacher?!”
“…CAUSE I LIKE HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS, That’s why!”
“How did this idiot make Colonel?”
Ed – FMA: Brotherhood (ep 24)
Masaru Kato: “You just stay home and watch TV. And since it’s our own place, you can even watch anime.”
Ayumu Kato: “Can I really?”
Masaru Kato: “Yup, and you can watch it everyday!”
Gantz (ep 14)