Favorite Anime Quotes

“In other words, it’s like he’s walking around in a snake-infested pond barefooted.”

Miranda (about Fan) – Tytania (ep 14)

Junko to Akuto: “I was asked to pair up with you because this is your first time to take this class.”

Mitsuko: “You’re going to be his first. Isn’t that nice?”

Demon King Daimao (ep 4)

Saori: “Senpai! It’s a pie!”

You’re Under Arrest-Fast & Furious, ep. 4

“When your friend is crying, cry with him. When your friend is worried, you should worry with him. When your friend has an awkward bowel movement… then you must have a bowel movement too, Shin-chan.”

Otae – Gintama (ep 26)

“Well, everyone’s hair looks like a baguette. I couldn’t tell the difference.”

Kagura – Gintama (ep 26)

“Your grievance has been heard.”

Hell Girl: Two mirrors (ep 24)

“At times, the group can cause individuals to behave irrationally. This negative group aspect of human psychology remains unchanged to this day.”

Hotaru (reading from Hajime’s book) – Hell Girl: Two Mirrors (ep 25)

“From now on, I’m calling you Porn Vid Hunter.”

Kirino to Kyosuke - Oreimo (ep 7)

“He might be very sharp and intelligent, but when it comes to emotions he’s below average.”

Dr. Li (regarding Fan) – Tytania (ep 15)

“Jeez, this is just like a mediocre romance sims game.”

Saya Takagi – Highschool of the Dead (ep 6)

Rathy: “Would you look at those big hammers? They’re totally incredible!”

Llyr: “I could never lift something that big, hard and heavy.”

Tears to Tiara (ep 23)

“Be careful or Jason will get you.” - Shigure, Fruits Basket.

“O pitiful shadow lost in the darkness…
Demeaning and bringing harm to others…
A damned soul, wallowing in sin…
Care to give death a try?”

Ai Enma – Hell Girl: Two Mirrors

“They need to give me pleasure by letting me kill them.”

Keisuke - Togainu no Chi ~Bloody Curs~ (ep 7)

Korone (rubbing against Akuto’s back): “Would you put some suntan lotion on me?”

Akuto: “Korone!” “I don’t think I can put any lotion on you with that swimsuit on.”

Korone (removing swimsuit): “Don’t worry. I’ll take it off so you can put some on.”

Demon King Daimao (ep 6)

“Do you want to marry her once you have a physical relationship with her? Or do you just want to have a life filled with indecency where you do all kinds of naughty stuff to her all the time?”

Korone to Akuto (about Kena) – Demon King Daimao (ep 6)

Kena: “I see, so this is a sea cucumber. It’s slimy and lumpy; it feels interesting.”

Akuto: “Wh… Why are you playing with it that way?”

Demon King Daimao (ep 6)

“If it’s for you, I’ll feel like doing it. If you drown, I can’t let some other guy give you mouth-to-mouth, can I?”

Takumi (to Misa) - Maid-Sama! (ep 16)

Aoi: “What, you’re STILL trying to fool me? You guys are going out, right?”

Misa: “No, we’re not!”

Aoi: “Then, why were you two embracing out in the dark?”

Misa: “W… Well, that’s…"

Aoi: “Now you’re pissing me off. You like him, right? Just admit it!”

Maid-Sama! (ep 16)

“If we’re going to die, let me die on your chest at least!”

Yokoshima to Mikami - Ghost Sweeper Mikami (ep 1)

“How selfish you are, Misa. You don’t like me as your enemy? So you want me?”

Takumi – Maid-Sama! (ep 17)

Aoi: “Jeez, I got tired of waiting for the idiot couple to get back.”

Misa: “I…I’m sorry. Hey, we’re not a couple!”

Aoi: “I’m sure you were up to some LEWDNESS out by the night sea.”

Misa: “W…We weren’t!”

Erika: “There was a hint of hesitation in that denial.”

Maid-Sama! (ep 17)

“I am Sailor Moon, the champion of justice. In the name of the moon, I will right wrong and triumph over evil… and that means you!”
-Sailor Moon

"There are three reasons why you can’t beat me. One, Your attacks are too light. Two, There is nothing I can’t cut. Three, I’m more handsome than you."
Demon Eyes Kyo - Samurai Deeper Kyo

Goshuushou-sama Ninomiya-kun

(happens at very end of last episode)

[spoiler]
“Goshuushou-sama Ninomiya-kun”

Don’t quite understand it, but when I heard Mitsuru Hosaka tell Shungo Ninomiya this, it just put a big smile on my face and it does every time I think about it.[/spoiler]

MrBoomba wrote:

[quote]Goshuushou-sama Ninomiya-kun

(happens at very end of last episode)

[spoiler]
“Goshuushou-sama Ninomiya-kun”

Don’t quite understand it, but when I heard Mitsuru Hosaka tell Shungo Ninomiya this, it just put a big smile on my face and it does every time I think about it.[/spoiler][/quote]

I think it means,

“My Heartfelt Sympathy, Ninomiya-kun”

Slowhand wrote:

[quote]MrBoomba wrote:

[quote]Goshuushou-sama Ninomiya-kun

(happens at very end of last episode)

[spoiler]
“Goshuushou-sama Ninomiya-kun”

Don’t quite understand it, but when I heard Mitsuru Hosaka tell Shungo Ninomiya this, it just put a big smile on my face and it does every time I think about it.[/spoiler][/quote]

I think it means,

“My Heartfelt Sympathy, Ninomiya-kun”

Something like that, if I remember right what I watched had it as “My Condolences” or something like that. Find it just amazing how they use the anime title as something they say to the character, just the small things I guess. :laugh:

“The narration has been condensed so that the male audience isn’t kept waiting.”

Narrator – Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt (ep 9)

“What’s that? Are you prepared for the perversions you’ll be subjected to?”

Takumi to Misa – Maid-Sama! (ep 18)

Ok it’s a long one, but since I soooo love strawberry milk I just had to do it.

"Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
But it’s cold outside your bed.
You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!
You make up your mind to go!
You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!
You think that all your life has led to this moment!
But then you realize!
It isn’t the bathroom, you’re still in bed!
That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!
But you don’t stop! You can’t stop!
That’s what I’m talking about!
THAT’S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!
DO YOU GET IT!?”

Gintoki Sakata - Gin Tama

Saeko: “What are we going to do now? You do have a plan, right?”

Takashi: “I do! But…”

Saeko: “But what?”

Takashi: “It might get too interesting.”

Saeko: “Geez… You never bore me, you know that?”

Highschool of the Dead (ep 9)

“I’m a girl with a destiny called perversion. I’m guilty of have driven you up the wall like that.”

Kena – Demon King Daimao (ep 8)

Takumi: “Who do you think I am?”

Misa: “A mysterious, perverted alien from Planet Pheromone.”

Takumi: “Yeah, that’s not bad.”

Maid-Sama! (ep 19)

“I really don’t understand them. How can they feel so much for each other, yet never communicate it? Why do they tell lies, never seeking to move forward?”

Kanou – Maid-Sama! (ep 21)

“That is not dead which can eternal lie.
And with strange eons even death may die.” - Hime, Princess Resurrection Episode 1

[Yeah, not fitting with the comedic nature of most posts - but I love the Lovecraft reference!]

“This cripple is going Army!”

Midori - Xam-D ep. 18