Tis the season!!
KISS ME,SAILOR PRETEAR!!!
We have about six or seven mistletoe plants in the silver maple tree in our front yard. I’ll post a picture of them here later.
That would be lovely, Newshawk! Thanks! 
I’ve got a few suggestions for you…
Oh, but Pretear, this is your thread, so you must try them out first!
Nosejob…