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October 8, 2019

A resident reported that he was frightened by a mysterious bright light shining through the trees. The responding officers determined the offending light source was the earth’s moon.

  • police blotter item, The Oregonian (Portland, Oregon)
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Truck-kun rules over all!!!

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October 31, 2019

I want to report either a fox or a werewolf standing on the corner.

  • actual call to 911
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November 4, 2019

Check your panties! About one hundred seventy-five thousand rice — uh, I think that was supposed to be pantries.

  • newscaster, NBC12, Richmond, VA
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One dozen panties = one rice. Don’t these guys know anything???

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Speaking of panties, this really cracked me up!!

November 4, 2019 / SoraNews24

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November 10, 2019

This is an occupied building, it’s currently vacant, and that’s not acceptable.

  • San Diego city councilman Todd Gloria speaking in favor of plans for a new restaurant
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November 12, 2019

Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I’m looking to have a conference… but not until I get the table though.

  • singer Kanye West in a tweet
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November 13, 2019

CAUTION
Fast-Moving Traffic
Proceed Slowly

  • road sign in Maryland
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