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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
October 31, 2019
I want to report either a fox or a werewolf standing on the corner.
- actual call to 911
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November 4, 2019
Check your panties! About one hundred seventy-five thousand rice ā uh, I think that was supposed to be pantries.
- newscaster, NBC12, Richmond, VA
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One dozen panties = one rice. Donāt these guys know anything???
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Speaking of panties, this really cracked me up!!
November 4, 2019 / SoraNews24
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365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar
November 10, 2019
This is an occupied building, itās currently vacant, and thatās not acceptable.
- San Diego city councilman Todd Gloria speaking in favor of plans for a new restaurant
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November 12, 2019
Do you know where to find marble conference tables? Iām looking to have a conferenceā¦ but not until I get the table though.
- singer Kanye West in a tweet
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November 13, 2019
CAUTION
Fast-Moving Traffic
Proceed Slowly
- road sign in Maryland
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November 15, 2019
With the meal, we recommend you try our green wine to the pressure or our pleasant and ever-refreshing bleeding.
- on a menu, Portugal
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November 18, 2019
I am very bad about time and donāt mind admitting it. Having to arrive at a certain hour doesnāt make sense to me. What does make sense is that I do the job. Any company that insists upon rigid time schedules will find me a nightmare.
- on a job application
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November 20, 2019
Tech Support: Do you have a valid backup?
Customer: Yes, of course.
Tech Support: When you came this morning, was anything printed out on the printer?
Customer: Yes.
Tech Support: And what did it say?
Customer: Just like it says every day.
Tech Support: Would you mind reading that off to me.
Customer: āError XX: Backup Operation Failed.ā
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Well that customer will probably be buying a new computerā¦
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Spare him his life from this Nevermore-sity
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Easy Come, Easy Go
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This clip from āRabbit Seasoningā is absolutely my favorite ever. My friends and I use āPronoun Troubleā all the time.
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